From the headline I was imagining something like this:

This surprises me not at all.

My (adult) daughter was hospitalized just two days before a family member’s wedding. We went, but she couldn’t. And they certainly did not bill us for her vegetarian meal.

Also, if it’s an open bar, you generally pay per guest regardless of how much they consume. At my wedding, everyone will have to take a breathalyzer before they leave, and if they haven’t had their allotted booze, they’ll need to stick around until they do. I paid for that wine; you’re gonna DRINK IT AND LIKE IT!

If Baker didn’t tell the couple about her last-minute absence, that is indeed uncool.

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

Every time I read that choking is a strong indicator of potential fatality in abusive relationships, I realize how fucking lucky I was. It’s such a terrifying realization, every single time and a reminder of why I will always have to keep my guard up. Stories like this make me hurt so much for these women. There’s no…

It’s just that doing drugs is a way worse crime than attacking women.

It’s a minor quibble, but you should use the term strangulation for the article. Choking involves a foreign object, not the act of attempting to cut off the airway.

I don’t follow your logic, but everything leads to masturbating, so I agree with your conclusion.

The pope is dope

Regardless of how hot it is outside, you should resist the urge to let your Ariana Grande run around shirtless. Always dress your Ariana Grandes in light layers. Babies are terrible at regulating their own temperatures.

Completely non science based anecdote: My mom didn’t realize she was pregnant for the first three months of carrying me (nice body awareness mom) and likes to joke that I was swiiiiimmmming in margaritas. I turned out fine...thoooough it kind of explains a lot about me.

Yeah so when I lost my virginity, I didn’t bleed. My boyfriend yelled at me and accused me of lying to him (I didn’t). I cried and felt terrible...for being a (cis) female. Yay! PS I came out a few years later...thank God I realized I’m gay.

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

A few minutes in to this segment and said “Wait a second, on 30 Rock, wasn’t Octavia Spencer in Tracy Morgan’s movie about...”

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

Well, you’re just gonna have to rewrite the script and explain how my character can go through walls.