I think if you said the words “trapper keeper” “LipSmackers” or “Lisa Frank” to any kids these day they’d have no idea what you were on about.

Or they’d think it was some weird sex thing.

Amy is way too good for Nick. Talent wise. Looks wise. Intelligence wise. Now that she’s available and the Hammaconda is back on the market, their mutual pal Tina needs to play matchmaker.

He’ll always be puff daddy to me.

The tepid response to her awesome speech speaks volumes. Hollywood’s limousine liberals don’t like to be confronted with the truth.

Unfortunately, this has been somewhat debunked by Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings…. Law enforcement, hospitals, etc., have received no training about what to do with this campaign. In addition, there’s the problem of the viral nature of this campaign: if the black dot campaign is well known on Facebook…

This tells me she was 100% right in not wanting him to have visitation. This sucks.

I think it’s mostly a cultural thing. I grew up with a traditional Black parent and my grandparents were from Oklahoma where you used honorifics to be respectful. My mother always told me to call my friend’s parents by their last names plus the honorific and thus, even though I’m 29, I still say Mrs./Mr. Lastname when…

I like her style. If you’re going down in flames anyway, the least you can do is have some fun during the ride.

One of the NASA people are already on that.

Were they watching Birth of a Nation?

In Texas, they have a saying:if you can’t do the time, don’t measure the time.

This was all over local news yesterday. The poor kid was excited and wanted to show his teacher. Methinks if his name happened to be “Trevor McWhiteyson,” he’d have gotten a goddamm medal instead of arrested.

If they really thought it was a bomb, why didn’t they call people who can recognize bombs right away? Couldn’t a member of a bomb squad say, “No, dipshits. Not a bomb.”

I hate GoFundMe. I haaaaaaate GoFundMe. But I feel like starting one to send this kid to MIT.

I think the black paint on the toddler is what elevates it? It could be that the little girl wanted to look like mommy, but somehow covering kind of sexualizes (Original Sin). Either way the mother was exposing her child to the attention of strangers, so maybe not a great choice? (as a kid I would have freaked to be…

While I’m not angry at the nudity in general, nor I am at the nudity of toddler, this is clearly a sexualized nudity context, so I find it totally inappropriate for a toddler.

Attention all news outlets:

Jez. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

“dismissin’ hand”

Incidentally, in the state of New York you have to sign a paper promising you won’t shake your baby before you leave the hospital. It’s good, because it’s part of a larger program to educate parents that shaking a baby can be harmful or deadly, and simple advice to help parents calm themselves down to keep them and…