Not soon enough!

“A League Of Their Own” gif-off!!

MLeek upthread pointed out that this suit and how the ACLU works are pretty much coming to the same point from opposite directions — that the ACLU’s technique would be to protest the existence of the law, rather than this technique of pointing out the absurdity of of the law by demanding its application to their…

Fun fact, here is one of the fundamental tenets of the Satanic Temple:

This movie has everything. It’s like a Stefon description of a club. Deception, infidelity, bad wigs, a rotten dock, one of those country farm stands, a guy who likes like Pacey from Dawson’s Creek, but with tattoos, in an old striped truck...

I also love the irony that that stupid black shrug they put all the girls in for their graduation pictures wouldn’t even be allowed to be worn in class because SHOULDERS!

Oh the 90s. I remember just wearing full length fishnet sleeves under everything and suddenly it wasn’t an issue. Goths FTW.

Also appropriate for shorts:

I hope I live to be very old so I can mess with people by making up weird “fountain of youth” crap. My trick to living to be 119? I ate a stick of unsalted butter every night before bed!

God, that’s horrific. That’s why women are conditioned to give men a “soft no”. Because they’ll fucking murder us otherwise.

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

I can wear heels for exactly 30 seconds before I go barefoot.

Could be North baby talking. Could be Kim misspelling.

I mean...you can’t hold off on boning a few days while you’re at your friend’s house? Is it that much of a hardship?

‘Crime scene sex’ - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :)

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

but please please please, don’t give her the same accent she had on 30 rock

Her name is Luna, but she responds to Princess Pretty Kitty. I’ve turned into that person.

...the cardboard crate the shelter attempted to put her in for transit home enraged her...