Restaurants deal with one of the worst type of human out there — the hungry human.

In fairness...you are Satan.

Tipping well and being a regular do go very far. My favorite Thai restaurant will make my favorite dish even though it is no longer offered on the menu. I walk in and they know what I want. I love it and I make sure they know how much I appreciate it — with tips.

She's easy to find on FB. She's from Everett (north of Seattle) and say she now lives in Seattle.

Humanist is the new "I'm not religious but I'm spiritual."

This is an incredibly important distinction that deserves more attention. I am not super educated about feminist history but even I am aware that the goal may be similar, the intent is not at all.

I think he tried to use as many important sounding words that he could pull from his drink and / or drug addled brain.

No...but where are you REALLY from????

You know what makes me even sicker? That the language we are forced to use about this case ("forever homes"*) is what we use for pets. PETS! Look at any fucking CraistList ad and you'll see talk of forever homes. These are children have been re-homed like the Anderson family had to re-home their cat for pissing on the…

Depressingly, there are so many accusations that start the same exact way that even if there was an accidental omission in the article, those of us familiar enough with his reported history already "know" the basics.

Not Michael Jackson-ing?

Sooooo...why are those drugs still ok?

You make a good point.

How about Tina Turner as Tina Turner? That woman is pretty badass!

Dammit Virginia, you had me on Google looking for it too. Hahahaaa!!!

Really? I am gonna have to check that out. Bet they say it far more humorously than I just did. Thanks for the heads up!

I have to see the silver lining in this. Whatever surfaces about the adults who raised her (her abductors), Zephany will at least know that she was missed and looked for the entire time she was gone. It isn't like her family moved on and is like, "oh shit, you're here!"

Sounds like a nickname medical residents would give one of their compatriots. Yo, yo, you...DJ Residency in da house!!! He be here all night, drawing blood, checking charts, and resuscitating the severely wooooooounded!

I had a long discussion with friends over this. I saw "opossum" while my friends say "possum". Both are acceptable so says the dictionary.

This is one of my favorite lines, EVER. Truly...EVER.