I think she is so perfectly put together. When I saw her, my thoughts were, "DAMN, girl looks good!"

I tried to google it but, depressingly, too many stories returned for me to know which one you're talking about.

Sounds like my SIL's neighbor cat. We jokingly called him Cartman because he was fucking huge and such a dick to the rest of the cats in the 'hood.

This is so perfect! So very, very perfect!

I shit myself when my kid is loud at a pizza joint. Taking Her To A Nicer place after bed time is the stuff my nightmares are made of.

A sounds like a pain but I wonder if she doesn't trust her husband with her child. I don't know any parent who would voluntarily and repeatedly being their child to a night out. This makes me wonder if she can't leave the kid at home.

Oh yeah, when I first starting on here I got REAMED hard. I wanted to get defensive but I rightly deserved it. I have learned and moved on.

I used to sleepwalk as a child. One night, I took the small pink trashcan from one of our bathrooms and carried it downstairs. I set the trashcan in the middle of the floor, in full sight of my dad who was watching tv at the time, and proceeded to pee in it. When done, I just stood up and went to bed. The entire…

It's hilarious because you have this woman who SHOULD be marginalized in every way but she's clearly showing she DGAF about what society thinks she should be. She's too busy being boss and humoring her child with his funny taste in American cuisine — Lunchables?

I really like this show. I was prepared to have issues with it but I like it. Constance Wu is a fantastic actress and can sign (as in this week's episode). It isn't the lines or timing that I enjoy most about her, it is the tiny gestures she makes that are incredibly realistic. Randall Park plays the husband who is a…

The basket thing is funny but it's the dismissive gesture she gives towards the supermarket employee that had me cracking up.

Pet + Cat is truly the best. Not only is it educational, but the music is tolerable to adult ears. I love it!

I am very sad for Bobbi Kristina. She just never had much of a chance, did she? Coinciding her death on the same day as her mother's seems both honorific and gross. I can understand how someone can rationalize such a decision but I am fearful that Bobbi Kristina's death will just be used to further the capitalistic…

Oooh, this is beautiful! I get chills listening to it. Thank you

Bull #1: Here, you hold Grandma.

That woman knew how to work the stage. I was dazzled!

I have not heard the other version, but I suspect I would have preferred it over Beyonce. I like Beyonce, I think she's very smart with her image. However, her voice was not cut out for that song. She over worked the song and it sounded terrible. I still like her but I am disappointed the song wasn't sung by the woman…

When you see badasses like Annie Lennox performing, it really highlights how stupid and shitty artists are who use auto-tune. That stupid spotlight shit that Kanye did in all auto-tune? I was cringing the whole time. Good thing the room was darkened, else you'd see all the others cringe with me.

My vagina just squeezed up in fear.

I drink at home. I don't have to worry about driving, leaving the kid, etc. Plus, it's cheaper.