Anyone who complains about the existence of these absurd, high-powered FCA vehicles deserves to be imprisoned by their boring-ass CR-V that their wife “made them buy”. Would you rather car companies innovate with a 1023HP drag-ready passenger car, or do you want a built-in vacuum cleaner in your fucking RAV4?
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Have you ever gotten in a cab and wondered how much it would cost if you just had the driver keep going until they…
Oh I let him go all right.
These look like Nutritional Facts and I don’t look at those.
I was checking out the ass of that thing like a school boy at a lingerie fashion show.
SCG!!!! my number one “why doesn’t jalopnik blog about this anymore” comment/nag
“Properly” “working” “Yugo”
It is a properly working Yugo.
The website that runs “Nice Price or Crack Pipe” bought a horrible Yugo for $1500.
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The block of wood is also useful for the starter motor, which didn’t work last night
$1500? Man, your coworkers got ripped off.
It’s the first I’ve ever encountered to actually have a significant amount of positive camber on the front tires
Hard Dog Roll bars come with partial leather wrap and they are ~$400 roll bars that people put in Miatas. Whats the bid deal about the leather wrap? A bare roll bar would be a little boy racer in such a gentlemanly vehicle.
Every point made is completely relevant in regards to car buyers. This is the bed that Trump is making and we all have to sleep in it now.
This is news that directly concerns the automotive industry. And no, not by any objective measure would a wall/tariffs/anything at all be worth it.
They would actually be counterproductive to a drag car as the wider they are the more rolling resistance they create. It’s no accident that drag cars have super skinny front tires.
Corners? Where were going, we don’t need corners.
Oh my gawd. Who the hell cares?
Nice benchmarks ya got there.
In the 7 years since I quit my job, I haven’t earned in total what I made in just one year as a banker... And being an investment banker isn’t easy. It took a ton of work to get there. Like 15 or 20 years. I loved the cash. It took a lot to walk away from to play with cars. But yeah these are all good problems to…