thong of humans

This is actually super delicious

Its all bonkers. All of it. If blacking out from speed-induced G’s is even in the discussion, its crazy. You are definitely not wrong.

You make great points, but yes really, an average of 230mph in essentially a big go kart is insane, no matter what context you put it in. Yes, they might have been capable of 240mph and it might be a shame that they are slower and uglier now, but 230 to 240 is only a 4% increase, and both would make most humans shit…

an average speed of 230.760 mph

That rear 3/4 view looks to me like a perfect mashup of a Z06, a GTR, and an F Type.

I was thinking TC as well.

I was going to head to the track for this, but my girlfriend was in town from NY and wasn’t interested. Seeing these photos makes me incredibly sad.

This is good Jalopnik

I previously owned a WRX wagon and I love the idea of an STI wagon, but that thing is hideous.

Your cameraman drives that car to the video shoot of your Aston Martin, which is your second car (assuming nothing else besides the RR)? Perhaps you should pay him a tad more Doug!

That username is awesome hahah

The current Wrangler V6 makes 260lb-ft at 4800rpm. A Golf R makes over 280lb-ft at 1800rpm. I think the turbos will keep your low-end torque is safe.

Man, Torch, you and I really would be great friends.

The Talmud was the only thing I took from this article because I thought it was so hilarious. It makes me tremendously glad to know that you really actually have one. Torch/Ballaban ‘16!

OMG IT HAS THE SAME HEADLIGHT SWITCHES AS A GOLF WHAT A DISGRACE FOR $66K THIS IS INSULTING I’M NEVER BUYING ONE

/s

How about Koenigsegg’s dihedral helix doors? They’ve been around a couple years, but they’re still the coolest around.

The Dodge Viper. I would buy one for every man, woman, and child in this country if I had the money. But I don’t and terrible sales are gonna lead to its demise. They only sold 676 of them in 2015. Please don’t let them die :(

This thing has the tallest gears in history.

Look at how hard this driver is working the entire time. Considering the Viper’s reputation for whimsical punishing of poor drivers, this is absolutely bonkers.