This Reddit comment sums up my response.

For a second there, I thought this could be about my “Rodents Will Eat Your Honda” story from yesterday. Damn.

Politician: “Name it after me!”

Meth?

VW probably cheated on that weight number though

And about five minutes later the adrenaline wore off, and that hurt like a bastard.

This is a good review.

Having backup transportation is always a good thing. Someday you’ll get a big boy bike, Torch.

Do 6 months in federal prision for EPA violations.

It’s not that celebrities die in threes. Or bad things happen in threes.

I completely agree that it could be done, but that doesn’t mean the guys at Ford thought it was worthwhile, from a design engineering effort or manufacturing perspective. Compared to all of the other places they could spend money - powertrain, suspension, interior quality/technology - going the easy route on panel…

Why be nice to Lincoln when you can spend so much time blowing Lexus executives?

I think the inset hood would have been a nightmare to implement. It would have greatly complicated the fender and nose of the car. The fender would have two creases where it bends up to meet the hood and then down again to form the edge of the hood surround. The nose would probably be complicated too, because it would…

Buffalo Police Department has released survalience footage from last night’s incident.

Low-mileage examples 5 years old and newer still go for mid-20s. I’m sure that will see a sharp decline once this new one goes on sale.

I was blown away when Chrysler dropped the mic with a hybrid minivan. I just can’t understand why Honda and Toyota haven’t done this yet. I’m sure some bean counter did the math and said the cost for the system would not meet market demand, but that just doesn’t add up. Fully loaded Odyssea and Sienna minivans can…

The Canyon/Colorado caught a tough break because GM didn’t offer any serious incentives on them and tried to sell them straight up. When GM did that 20% select 2015 vehicels thing, it made the smaller truck a tough sell when you could get the full size for the same price or less.

I honestly don’t understand this “DLO honesty” obsession, especially in a car like this where the filler panels are tiny. It goes it clean lines without the expense or hassle that comes with putting in a tiny, useless piece of glass — and allows manufacturers to complete an over all cleaner set of lines as they want.

As a resident Mazda fanboy, I will now disseminate the important numbers as they apply to Mazda.

“You should get a Lexion P714 Widescreen Stovetop Arugula,”