This panel gap between the trunk lid and the rest of the car bothers me greatly.

Someone else’s project car

Saab arrived in hospice care sometime in the late 1980s and died around 1993. This is just another Weekend At Björn’s.

Parsley, of Gonzales, Texas, took issue with two charges on his bill that were declined on his credit card, prompting Parsley to pay in cash.

Aaand a big fat “Fuck you!” to GM for badge engineering that company to death. It’s rather poetic that the last Pontiac to roll off the assembly line was a drab, white, G6 fleet vehicle. A fucking G6. From the brand that “Built excitement.”

They certainly didn’t have a RWD V8 powered barn stormer that could have left…

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

No, they just suck. Horribly. Have you driven a Focus or Fiesta with Ford’s DSG? It’s the second worst transmission I’ve ever had the misfortune of using, and I once owned an ‘89 Honda Prelude 4-speed automatic.

I disagree. The perfect Z28 would be on these:

So its a 5/8 ton truck?

You’re missing the Focus of the story. The SVT model was the first Fusion of the UK and USA performance teams making a global product. It was a bit of an Excursion into unknown parts, but the resulting product was in Transit across both sides of the pond. The true petrolheads of ford were allowed to Flex their muscles…

Could have tossed the bug in the back.

What are you guys talking about? This is the 2005 Ford Expedition.

A 10 year bumper to bumper warranty on its own products could very well bankrupt Volkswagen.

Coke? Charlie Sheen has always preferred it over Pepsi.

Looking at the rest of the design, I don’t know if they could.

So a company whose customers are, for the most part, pretentious douchebags, is acting like them?

They need to do a McConaughey commercial for this one that starts somber like all the others, then when he steps on it and it throws him back in the seat we get a nice loud “alright alright allllRIGHT.”

I'm gay. I'd hit it if it came with 3 pedals.