Everyone knows this should be the Buick Electra.

The SS Orlove coming in to port

Yeah, the captain's wife started arguing with him about how he never listens to her. But due to her speech impediment, bad things happen when he takes her literally.

Back end...

Am I crazy, or does this appear to be a facelift of the current Taco rather than an all-new model?

To my self-trained eye, it's a major facelift rather than a clean-sheet design. Most of the sheet metal is new (including slightly different doors), but that cab is identical to the previous '05-'15 model.

"or better yet" buy a new car or new appliance, he said.

"A minimum age of 18 has been added, plus the requirement that the driver hold a valid driver's license. "

If you're American, a low maintenance wife is analogous to a gold-shitting unicorn.

Engagement rings are a scam.. However try telling that to any woman with friends who already have them. Nothing good comes of it.

Because it was the car I've wanted and sought after, seems Jalop to me. Merry Christmas

englishman here, not sure what triple white is.

In the spirit of Doge:

<- Travis Okulski right now

This is why Jalopnik is awesome. Because they have the balls to post this stuff.

That's good! And you're welcome, I've had a bunch of rentals/loaner cars and that was one of my favorites in that size.

It's easier to regurgitate what your neighbor heard six years ago from his sister in law's cousin.

Just out of curiosity, Hasn't the Cruze only been around since like '09? How have you already owned a few?

Not like the Cruze or Sonic have been praised by auto rags for being genuinely good cars or anything. And the Aveo died a long time ago.