That may be, but the double standard stance Instagram has on nudity should be, and deserves to be, called out.

Chelsea Handler is straight-up desperate for press. Why are we paying attention?

Now we know that instead of New York Taylor we could've had West Coast Taylor. Except West Coast Taylor looks like she might just be too cool for me. And I can't handle the idea that we'd never be friends...

My grandma always told me not to pluck my eyebrows. She did when she was young and they never grew back. I've not had this problem. And I was really wishing for it to present itself, maybe even in other areas like my underarms! Years of waxing and that shiz is as thick as ever. Ugh!

Welcome to capitalism. A system by which the finance sector and those who control capital exploit the talent and labor of those who don't, severely underpay them for the value offered and reap off the majority of profits that come from it at the top, having themselves barely contributed to the actual creation of the…

Ding, ding ding!

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

something about them makes me think of pig eyes.

i love getting inside info—even about things i don't use like make up. here's a pic of her without make up and her eyes still appear porcine-like to me.

The girl at Benefit who does my brows says castor oil. The cold-pressed kind from a beauty supply shop (I'm all organic 'n stuff so I got mine at Whole Foods). Dab on with a q-tip and rub in, before bed. The science is of course murky but castor oil is a disinfectant, so maybe something to do with keeping the hair…

She has pig eyes?

She looks like 1998 Taylor Hanson and that is the highest compliment I can give. Perfection.

Oh, I never knew she has eyes.

I think she's still wearing a shitload of makeup, it's just a different makeup look...

photoshop. porcine-like eyes are missing.

I swear I'm not making this up - I scrolled down the main page, hit this post, and my computer died. It turns out something's wrong at my office because my coworker's computer died at the same time, but the timing was ridiculous. I choose to blame Kim.

The only thing I thought when I saw this photo (other than "Ew is she covered in Astroglide??") is jesus that photoshopping, as evidenced by the ridiculously tiny waist she's sporting. Like, we have seen pictures of her - everyone knows her waist isn't that small.

I'm trying to do some eternal sunshine of the spotless mind stuff on my brain right now. I am a total feminist and believe in woman doing what they want but I don't know, this just seems lame. AND I won't take Kris Jenner's advice that it's art because she's the same woman that sold her daughter's sex tape. The end.

With her skin covered in baby oil, she looks like a shiny, plastic Barbie doll.

All I can think when I see someone that oiled up is "I bet they would have an awesome time on a Slip-N-Slide right now."