I'm no fan of her (I'm old, most of the music I like to listen to is from the 90s... I've become my parents), but the way she talks about feminism, it appears she's put some thought into it and what it means in her life, and I have to give her props for that.

"I run a business. People want to work for less money, I'll pay them less money. I don't call them up and go, 'Can I give you some more?' Because that's not what you do when you run a business."

Full disclosure: I am a man and I go by Court but my first name is Courtney. Named after my Irish grandmother Julia Courtney. I was mortified by my name for so long. The looks from people at banks, airport security, the snickers as role was called in school. Now I take great pride in it. Only those closest to me call…

"Showing lots of natural aging" sounds like a crushing insult, but I think I get your point. I think she looks great.

This is a classic example of hearing "OH MY GOD ARE YOU ILL? YOU LOOK AWFUL" all day when you forget to put on eyeliner.

When I don't wear mascara people ask me if I'm dying of stage 4 cancer, so Uma, I feel yew heavy.

I LOVE IT, UMA, FOLLOW YOUR HEART, REJECT THE TYRANNY OF MASCARA.

This is soooo my favorite argument against milk. If we quit doing things because other species don't, we wouldn't be wearing PANTS. Wait a minute, wait a minute …

And several species of animals can't digest chocolate, so that means humans shouldn't eat chocolate either, right?

Cheers to that!

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.

Right?! there is a myriad of things only our species does. I guess we can't drive cars now because my dog never did!

I wish there was a way that I could prominently display this GIF every time my step-mother-in-law tells me how gluten and caffeine are bad and eastern medicine is good.

Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

I don't really like milk, but cream in my coffee, greek yogurt, and cheese are basically my main sustenance.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

The 8 red velvet Oreos I just ate would like to VEHEMENTLY disagree with your analysis.