Yes i was thinking that but Australia gave us Rupert Murdoch, maybe they can have a timeshare on Piers. Then the UK and the US can walk away holding hands and think about how this was the biggest test on our Special relationship.

I think Canada is a good choice. They got to export Justin Bieber. Time for them to take one for the team.

Nope sorry, we don't want him back.
Unless you want to deport him to an island somewhere? Thats cool with me.

I think we should all stop using the word Piers Morgan.

No we Brits tried to warn the US about him but then some idiot at CNN thought it would be a good idea to give him his own show. You feed his already huge ego and you can keep him, however we are willing to come to some agreement and drop him in Canada or Australia.

Eradicated, obliterated, tied to a literary post and whipped into such brutal submission that it never rears its vicious head again.

Ugh, how did this man make it in TV journalism? He has the charm of a yeast infection.

What number should we call to report celebrity photoshops - 811? Is 8 the number with the most perfect body of all numbers?

Next you're gonna be telling me she isn't actually Dr. Zoidberg!

if it has offended anyone

Let me tell y'all something. Here is what they would've done to my face:

I've always wondered what happens if/when they have a child and said child doesn't resemble the man made face in the slightest

Plastic surgery helps people look unique and interesting. Just ask these contestants for Miss Korea 2013.

no.

Apologies, I meant FavrSavr was the troll, not you. He's been active lately and if you look at his comment history you'll know what I mean. Sorry I wasn't clear in my original response to you.

Please don't respond to this individual. Not interested in conversation, only trolling.

I'm really hoping she will apologize for her lyric video soon.

how has she harmed the feminist movement? By owning her sexuality and being in charge of her career? For being one of the most successful rappers in a predominately male industry? She's done problematic things, as we all have, and I just posted a comment about how offensive the only video is but as far as feminism I…