Ironically, you can buy almost that exact outfit in Afghanistan for about half the price. It'll be made better, too.

Speaking of racist costumes, guess what Ellie Goulding was wearing? My friend sent me the picture before it got deleted off her Facebook.

"Represent the Middle East"

You're absolutely right and I brought it up yesterday during Tweet Beat. She's ILL, we shouldn't be talking about her in a gossip setting. Also, no, it isn't better that she's not in an involuntary hold. A judge releasing her is a legal tactic and isn't a choice made by her doctors and it's just indicative of how…

I guess there's no polite way to say this — and this is certainly not directed at you, Isha — but, man, it would be really nice if Jezebel could leave Amanda Bynes alone for awhile. Besides, whatever it is that she's going through right now does not belong in a breezy gossip round-up column.

"Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West have dubbed their $20 million LA mansion "Highclere Castle."

Smoking weed with Kathy Bates, Susan Sarandon, and Melissa McCarthy sounds like a goddamn dream come true.

Is Holoween a holiday celebrating holography?

The testimony of his accusers should be enough to support charges of assault. Not picking on you, but I keep hearing/reading comments that amount to "he can't be convicted because there's no evidence." Testimony is evidence.

Would you consider not posting Amanda Bynes tweets? She's clearly unwell and it just can't possibly be worth it to you to broadcast her descent. If you can't stop - maybe just one and not seven?

My attitude entirely. I'm into extremely rough and aggressive sex as well, but I have never, ever assumed that even if someone has said "I am, too!" that it constitutes consent on their part until the moment actually arrives. Even then, I've always checked with them, made sure they're okay to continue, blah blah blah.…

IT'S THE END OF DAYS FOR YOU, GHOMESHI.

They're saying this after finding out that he showed them pornographic videos? Welp...I mean, I couldn't care less what MRAs on Reddit have to say though.

Did you guys just see the news? 2 women have filed police reports, the police confirm.

Nope, still not shutting them up. Some of the MRAs on reddit are saying things like it's not a crime, since he's not been convicted, and that all of these women are sluts who consented to sex. Only in the MRA threads are these guys getting away with it, though. Most of the mainstream threads are like DUDEBRO REALLY??…

What?! 'Hayden P. easier if you had a stage name' still hasn't given birth? She has been pregnant forever!!!

Also, what a fucking liar asshole. Not to mention, stupid. First he claims that his personal life should affect his job and how his higher ups treat him, but then it turns out that he showed them his nasty sex tapes.

Can those videos be used to charge him of assault (or whatever charges are applicable)? Because I really want justice for those women.

Also a valid reason to get fired: showing your bosses a sex tape you made.