Man, if my kid came home and told me he was into Willow Smith, I would be totally stoked. She's out there creating music and doing her thing. Now, if he told me he was into the little Jenner kids, I would be totally bummed.

She's amazing and talented but these Smith kids need to go to school, like real school to learn things! I can't get down with people who deny their children good education.

Didn't we all go through some sort of a hippie phase in HS? Like, lots of crappy poetry and art and stuff? I sure as hell did.

" larger mystical misfit self-image " is "an identity that can only be a product of nepotism and freedom"

Still... compared to Will....

*faps to Zefron buggering me in his coke-bro money den*
leave your adidas shower sandals...on

Cannot. Unsee.

On the one hand, I have to agree. I'm so tired of her. But on the other hand, she gets asked this stuff literally all the time. Every single interview has at least one question about her love life. That would get old pretty damn fast.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a beautiful, rich, successful woman like her is probably not hurting for dating opportunities, so if she wanted to date, I'm sure she could. TSwift is a lot of things but "desperate for dates" doesn't seem like it would be one of them. Also, if she dates, people call her…

I think the "*" means it goes up your butthole.

Never thought I'd say it, but Taylor Swift, I feel you. Nothing is worse when you don't really feel like dating anyone to have EVERYONE in your life coming up to you with, "Oh! I know a guy! He's single! You should totally date him!" You can appreciate the good intentions, but the underlying tone of "You need a…

he'll only allow her to eat at Noma? How much reindeer moss can one person eat?

Am I alone in thinking this cover looks like some freaky Real Doll version of Taylor Swift that also has dandruff? I'm assuming it's supposed to be snow, but it looks not right.

I'm so curious as to how someone you don't know not wanting to date matters so much to you. She's Taylor Swift. If she's not dating, it sure as hell isn't because she's desperate.

I've tried coke, but what is this newfangled "c*caine" business???

I think this comment was a lot more revealing of your own issues than you intended it to be.

LOLWHAT.