1/ "Mayer is in on the joke." = Agree
2/ "He's no idiot" = Disagree.

:)

That works both ways. I am about Halle Berry's shade, and I tried "Grunge" when everybody including Sally Hershberger was wearing it and …

There's a lot more to it than that.

99.99% sure the Lindsay Lohan tweet is a Mean Girls reference. Which is amazing.

Part of me is glad that John Mayer is aware of Banksy. Part of me is deeply concerned that John Mayer has yet to realize that Banksy's career is basically an epic troll effort to satirize people like John Mayer. There is a very good chance that this is how black holes are formed.

Pretty. We can do better. (Note: despite being predisposed to like her, I know someone who knows her and said she's a dick, so that colours my opinion). (Also: Tatiana Maslany is Canadian).

She is gorgeous.

Yeah, I don't get enough contrast for white to look nearly this compelling on me. But! I do like a white pedicure with a multi-sized silver glitter top coat.

It looks awesome on her. I tried that a few weeks ago. Turns out if you're comically pale it's not such a cool look.

STARK WHITE MANI/PEDI A+ <3. Perfect "accessory" for this minimalist look.

Dodai, I was a huge fan before I worked here and having you edit my work has been one of the most exciting things for me here. Thank you for everything and especially for dealing with me when I was a handful in the staff room.

IMPORTANT

I just saw this mini horse yesterday

Dodai, when I first started at Jezebel, I felt so fortunate to work alongside you because I had long been an admirer of your work and now, three years later, I feel even more fortunate because I get to call you one of my best friends. Thank you for everything. But also F U for leaving.

ERIN I JUST HAVE TO SAY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE AGAIN ANY TIME SOON. I CANNOT LOSE ALL OF YOU THIS QUICKLY NO.

*cough* Just sayin...

Here's a shot of what I see when I search my "personal" email for "Dodai@jezebel.com."

Jesus Hussein Fuck, what is happening here?

Remember when you mused out loud that you wanted to see a mashup of the video for "Wrecking Ball" set to Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" so I made it but then we never did anything with it? Here it is, the only gift I could give that's mildly worthy of your exit.

i don't get where they can say, "she's not capable of making this decision" but then think she's going to be any good as a mom.