I never knew not using the E-Brake was even a thing... Seriously, who intentionally doesn't use the E-Brake when parking. That is the entire reason it exists.

Why did it take so long for the police department to investigate the accusation? It makes me sick to think how many cases are left unaddressed or not reported. Shame on the culture that we have created, which supports athletes and their vile behavior, rather than providing support for survivors.

Three percent of rapists ever see the inside of a jail cell. The number of "unfounded" rape allegations in the US is somewhere between two and eight percent. That means at least 92% of all allegations are true, so no, people do not frequently lie about being sexually assaulted. If you're relying on the legal system to…

Except there was no justice. What college student has an attorney? Why not kick him out once he refused to answer questions? They can't force him to cooperate, but they can certainly make it a condition of being a student there.

So two of the key witnesses involved are being charged with conduct violations in relation to "the incident", wherein that "incident" is apparently considered not to have been "an incident" as far as the star quarterback was concerned.

OF COURSE it didn't happen until after the championship. Fuck him, fuck the university, and fuck everything about this.

Yup, welcome to Windows 8 updates: really simple, great shit that should have been here a year ago.

"the biggest trick up the new Windows 8.1 update's sleeve is figuring out what kind of device you're using and adjusting accordingly"

False. Calling lawyers "scum" is a statement of opinion based on their character.

ENOUGH about how people who work in advertising are not real writers. I'm an art director and my copywriter is most certainly a very talented writer. A real one. As are all the other writers around here.

The output of a single u-joint in relation to the input is always going to be some sort of sinusoidal mess, with a mathematical proof that I don't particularly understand. Good news is that jerky motion can be cancelled-out by adding a second u-joint out of phase with the first one. That's one of the reasons you'll…

Do not come to an anti-science debacle and declare liberal bias. Those were elected representatives chosen by the people of the US, but they were placed on a SCIENCE committee due to politics. These were their words. No bias. Fact.

And there are good solid people on both sides of the aisle

The fact of the matter is, when it comes to attitudes about science, one side has a whole lot more fucking idiots than the other.

So instead of addressing the points that are raised, you complain that non-existent counter points weren't addressed? Awesome to meet you, Mr Rove; I had no idea you posted on IO9!

Ah, but the GOP makes it so damn easy these days, don't they? When quotations from Eisenhower or even Barry Goldwater sound positively hippy love child in comparison, you know something is wrong somewhere.

So Asians are supposed to be less upset because white people continue to use a white slur for another group that cannot undo its effects? I hope you realize both terms originated with white people.

If you have to do or say something racist, to point out something racist, maybe you should re-examine the point you're trying to make. But who am I kidding? Of COURSE Jezebel thinks "it's satire" is a valid excuse for racism. Again.

"Maybe we all DO have a life force, called qi, or chi or prana, and maybe that force DOES run through pathways, called meridians, and maybe it really DOES HAVE centers, called chakras. And maybe all the stuff you experience and think and feel and dwell on can make those things can get very out of order. And maybe…

Nope, same placebo effect.