Loved the whole thing. The Vine of Blue, the montage of the entire album, the whole fam on stage. Beyonce works her fucking ass off. She deserved the award. And I thought the performance was great, though she could have just done Drunk in Love 10000 times and I would have been happy. Sister is amazing.

For a girl who is legitimately beautiful, Taylor has ZERO sex appeal. I don't understand it. She's gorgeous, but there is no "sexy" in her.

Husband Netflixed Golden Girls for me and we've been watching season 2 all evening. It wigs him out a bit that I remember the words to the Miami You've Got Style song.

This video is a gorgeous and hilarious description of the sadistic hive-mind shared by super-Stans like Rihanna's Navy. It sucks that an innocent girl got caught up in that bullshit, but it sounds like the gang just turned on her.

New Year's Eve, 2010. After a very nice pre-game of oysters and champagne, mistercharles and I got on the #1 bus in Cambridge to head back to Boston to properly Auld Lang Syne. As we got on the bus, the driver barked, "All the way back", which didn't seem meaningful until I glanced to my right and stopped so…

I will NEVER ride Greyhound again. Having someone chant, "kill kill murder murder" while staring at me for hours was...not pleasant.

Did the mayor barf on his wife's tits?

Just yesterday I saw a tailless rat cannibalizing a dead rat on the subway tracks. It was oddly mesmerizing. I felt like I was watching "Wild America" or something.

Congratulations: if you understood any of those references, you are old.

Colin Quinn was shooting a PSA at the nonprofit I worked at. I was in the women's bathroom desperately trying to wash the blood out of my underwear when he walked in asking where the kitchen was. I quickly stuffed the wet underwear in my bra, because that was a totally great idea, and then showed him to the kitchen.…

My first major boyfriend was such a chronic masterbator that unbeknownst to me he actually developed a scab on his penis. One night as I was giving him a BJ I tasted a familiar taste in my mouth that I couldn't quite place. I had snuck into his house after hours as he was still living with his parents, and his room…

There is no one to root for in this scenario.

Well, you're a lady so everything you do is for attention. Don't even try to live an authentic life; we know women are not authentic. They exist in the minds of other people.

Fuck yes. I'm starting to get really paranoid people think I'm just an act. Or do I not count because I'm not famous? Some of us just eat it.

Make no mistake about it - there is no excuse for homophobic/hate speech, but I have to say, I still like Alec Baldwin. I think he's talented & intelligent. He's also made plenty of mistakes, but I don't mind that. He's a human being & if I had cameras in my face every time I wanted to buy a cup of coffee, I'd be an…

Gattaca helps with that.

I feel like Singles is the more mature sibling of Reality Bites with the added bonus of dreamy, dorky Campbell Scott.