You realize he says "If Rhianna says yeast infections are the new black you better start itching your pussy." Ohmygosh this guy is hysterical!!

Um, Mr. HooHa NEVER wears shoes. This man will go into public bathrooms without shoes. I am considering divorce. I simply cannot understand this.

My Dad pulled that EXACT same Disneyland bullshit with me over 35 years ago. And yes, it totally fucking damaged me and fucked me up for life.

My first major boyfriend was such a chronic masterbator that unbeknownst to me he actually developed a scab on his penis. One night as I was giving him a BJ I tasted a familiar taste in my mouth that I couldn't quite place. I had snuck into his house after hours as he was still living with his parents, and his room…

I have had several things like this happen to me. From things I have read and seen, smokers and overweight people seem to be the last two groups of people it seems to be okay to publicly shame. I am not overweight, but it seems that it is free game on these groups.

I am a VERY respectful smoker. I was standing in the middle of a parking lot with no cars in it about a month ago, and a perfectly normal "gentleman" dressed in a business suit walked up to me and said "you are a disgusting filthy bitch for smoking, and no one would ever find you attractive."

I have done this. It is worth every damn cent. I also have to say that I smiled smugly at the lines, and I enjoyed my VIPness, though it was fleeting.

This is my Kitty and yes I put his outfit on her and took the picture purely for my own enjoyment.