"That is one gorgeous J.D. Power Award"

I'm not a car enthusiast. And these commercials are the worst thing on TV.

One hand to hold down the underwear, one to hold the phone. Easy.

One hand to hold down the underwear, one to hold the phone. Easy.

Wait, seriously? Do you not use your phone while peeing? Because all of my non-flap undies restrict my flow, if I don’t have adequate downward pressure applied. With a flap, it’s all just simple zip and flop. That sucker can just hang free.

Wait, seriously? Do you not use your phone while peeing? Because all of my non-flap undies restrict my flow, if I…

So you are the one who keeps MeUndies in business, clogging up my paid ad banners on giz...

So you are the one who keeps MeUndies in business, clogging up my paid ad banners on giz...

Mark Wahlberg in:

People are saying Brady paid for Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola to perform a golden shower, believe me, people are saying.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Ah, but it was their obligation to track you down, using tax dollars, to force you to pay an outstanding fine(s)?

The guy has the wherewithal to film in landscape, in a life threatening situation, and it gets posted in vertical.

Actually, no. You only have a right for arms.

I’ve got to start experimenting with different toppings.

One word: Foodarackacycle

“If you’re looking for a tasty vegan breakfast treat, these tofu waffles will taste like the real thing.”

stabbers HATE these 5 tricks

“no, you do not shoot a torpedo and blow a hole in the ice”

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

Good thing you don’t have to in order to live a happy and successful life of purpose.

Thanks! That added so much to the discussion!

Oh, so you’re the one thinking of the children. Dude, even the Amish lose their kids in horse-related accidents sometimes. This is the most asinine Luddite hand-wringing possible for no reason other than hating on a company you’ll never have anything to do with.