I'll bet they have SCMODS.

That's Wrigley Field...

I would buy my pizza at Om Nom.

I went to visit my elderly neighbor last week and there was a guy cleaning her carpets. I went in an she immediately told me that instead of the $50 she was quoted on the phone that he wanted $250. I argued with him till we got to $100.
This is why they still exist. Preying on the elderly is a full time job.

If you are on the national list then the issue of legitimate telemarketers calling you is pretty minimal. The problem is the fly-by-night carpet cleaners and credit card protection companies and shit like that that spoof numbers and are unidentifiable. Those are the ones that simply saying, "put me on your do-not-call…

Those look delicious!

That video was worthless. I hope they didn't pay much for it.

Since when can iPhones only keep one bluetooth alive at a time? I have this device and I actively use three at a time.

What if I'm not a man?

That was my concern.

What does that sentence mean?

My other option was, "Doesn't anyone edit these f'n posts?? WTF is wrong with Gawker?? What a complete shithole filled with incompetent retards! You should all be killed!"

"brightens your skins '"

You're kidding. It's ridiculous around here. There aren't THAT many cats. They just freakin' poop like crazy.

Except you. :)

Let me fix this for you- "If you're letting your car run around outside, you are inconsiderate of others and/or hate your neighbors."

I'll save you the effort and money. Your "outside cat" is in my garden pooping. He's also pooping in my mulch beds and my kids sandbox.

Thanks, guy from 3 years ago! :)

The horror!
#wickedfirstworldproblems