
The best movies get better each time you watch them. That is why I am now going to praise the 2007 cinematic…
The best movies get better each time you watch them. That is why I am now going to praise the 2007 cinematic…
I am so sorry you had to do this assignment.
THAT IS A CHIN OF GLORY. DONT BE JELLY.
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More free time and less structure seems like exactly what this wealthy man with a drug problem needs.
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Solution: avoid Virginia at all costs.
The reader who sent this photo along says he saw this butthole-eating in the parking lot of Nemo's, a bar near Ford…
that logic is infallible.
Lets look at the facts:
1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.
Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.
"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."