Hopefully, hiring a stylist.

I see how religions spread so easily. People really are easy to sucker. A quarterback capitalizes on numerous lucky breaks and some great PR. Therefore people came from dirt and the universe was created in six days by an invisible bipolar megalomaniac who loves everyone—except for the ones he is planning to torture…

Tim is wearing bronzer made from the leftover foreskins of third world boys so I guess that's close enough.

He looks like what would happen if Brian Moylan overdosed on caffeine while having a really bad hair day only to finally be sentenced to the Prison for Bitches for his hair crimes.

Please tell me this was done by a hacker and not a self-aware gay man. TLAGay.com and Robby O are incredible idiots for posting this kind of garbage. Robby O will get the full on gay community ridicule and hopefully, firing he deserves for this.

Here is your Tebow bible quote of the week:

Jim Nantz and Phil Simms gushing about the "captivating" Tim Tebow was as embarrassing as it was vomit inducing. However, the athlete profiles/propaganda reels always are.

I'm glad you had the patience to look that up because I didn't.

Yes, it's real.

Here is my Christmas card reminding everyone that Tim Tebow died on the cross for your sins.

He's not gay, Kim. He's just not that into you.

This is why every time I get pregnant I get an abortion.

Tebow sold his soul to Satan and Jim Daly was the broker.

Will Jesus get the blame when America's favorite unaborted fetus hits a losing streak?

...After being cut from the Jaguars amid questions about his relationship with cheerleader from a local high school, Tebow's life began to spiral out of control and he soon descended into a life filled with drugs, hookers and dive bars to fill the void his life had become. Just before his death, he began making porn…

This is causing me to have visions of giving Tebow a golden shower while shouting, "Now, you're persecuted bitch."

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Ohio?

And the Reds can suck openly...

Just put Tebow in the first cell.