I eat chicken wings with a fork because I don’t like putting it up to my face. Let’s do lunch!

thats how i eat my pizza too with utensils, because i hate touching food with my hands :( i know i am weird.

Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?

get out.

David seems like a real pain in the ass. I’m sure that Yo is a real handful, but he seems to revel in her complete subservience and acts like he barely can tolerate her presence. I’ve said it previously, but David Foster is possibly the worst husband in the Real Housewives franchise.

They’ve only been married 4 years? They’re acting like it’s been 20. Also, I feel like this is Camille Grammer 2.0 where it’s so obvious the husband is done with his wife but she refuses to see it :(

Seriously. His dick should be cut off and fed to dogs while he watches them eat it.

Welp, that’s enough internet for today

she has pipes, thats all i am going to say.

::pours vodka in orange, coffee and cereal:: Hello, Thursday, we meet again. ::packs bottle in bag for “lunch”::

I was thinking she’s more of an Aviva. Trying to make it by sheer disagreeableness (if that’s a word).

Cannot stand Tom Girardi. Regardless of his actual IQ, he's 100% convinced he's the smartest guy in every room. And if MrStu ever told me to shut up, he'd been searching for a hotel room to sleep in in under 5 minutes.

Is it wrong I have been waiting all day for this? Just to say again that Kathryn is the utter worst in every way...I think the shit stirring is an obvious ploy for screen time.

Since people where commenting that she did Reign then Kim one upped her and did Saint, I think the only way to go is to name this one Goddess. Goddess Baby Kardashian Bieber is a celebrity baby name for sure.

That cat is catting harder than any other cat. That is like, ultimate cat right there.

I hate humans. If I ever come across a plan of animals plotting to take over the planet and keep humans as lab projects, I wouldn’t tell.

I feel like Kendall is making a pretty good go of “getting out” by at least having her own career. True, it’s a career afforded to her because of her family, but she has her own contracts, travel schedule, professional obligations, etc outside the family.

I feel like Kylie Jenner is the most annoying of the Klan. Selfish, self-absorbed, narcissistic, ignorant, vacant and bratty while only interested in crappy dudes. Kendall by comparison seems like a fairly grounded, hard working and a decent friend. Also Kanye is dead to me after his Bill Cosby stunt. I haven't liked…