Wanna sleep over?

No, the only weird thing that has happened (that I know of) is I woke up one morning and my kitchen was clean. Dishwasher loaded, pots scrubbed clean.

Do you remember eating those Cheerios mixed with Nestle’s Syrup and topped with powder sugar?

Gaga and Bieber are looking very Interview with the Vampire, the Circus years

I’m a socially drinking Democrat.

He’s running such an incredible grassroots campaign, its like being in 2008 again (though admittedly Obamas campaign was better and game changing) unlike Obama though Bernie has over 20 years of proof of his consistency with his messages. I'm genuinely enjoying this race.

Ten bucks a night to stay in the Millennium Park area in Chicago? They usually charge an arm & leg, so an ear is peanuts in comparison.

As someone who grows facial hair like Justin Bieber, I second this advice.

Justin: If you don’t grow facial hair, don’t grow facial hair.

I’m going to be pedantic here but everybody is genetically predisposed to getting cancer. It’s called ‘being alive’. Now whether you die of something else before it develops or are likely to get it earlier than is usual is what you really want to know!

1) self-explanatory

It really is surprising that more people weren’t hurt. Fells Point around 2AM on a Fri/Sat night is usually packed. Or at least was.. haven’t been by in years, but I always had a great time going there. I also have fond memories of a crackhead that said she’d come back and stab me if she saw me with change, after I…

Kris took some marble that Kim had ordered while staying at her mother’s house. It was for Kim’s house and presumably is hard to find and expensive, so she said she was going to charge her mom for the expense. Kris was incredulous that her daughter would do that and offered to find replacements. Kim said she’s already…

Every other page is rolling paper

I actually had the same issue! My mother in law willed to me her fox fur. I donated it to a animal rights group that uses it for abandoned wildlife that need the feel of fur to help them feel nurtured. I got the tax credit. Win-Win.

I assumed it was really good fake fur?

Is that Kim and her “ugly cry?”

Isn’t putting Kendrick Lamar on your track like a cheat code? You could just shit on a track and add a K-Dot feature and half the population would debate if it is top 5.