Jim Spanfeller is a boneheaded incompetent idiot and I have no idea why anyone would expect him to make a smart business decision.

Bye Gita and Josh. Good luck!

Fucking herb

Weird, it’s almost like it actually takes them time to put them in. 

For me , it's Uniqlo HeatTech. It's thin, light, comfy, and nice and warm. Especially when worn under a nicer outfit. 

For me , it's Uniqlo HeatTech. It's thin, light, comfy, and nice and warm. Especially when worn under a nicer…

I mean you definitely did by saying that she was likely having difficulty orgasming because she had been using the fin

I mean you definitely did by saying that she was likely having difficulty orgasming because she had been using the…

It was a pretty generic movie with a very generic name that felt very safe and very unsurprising. I enjoyed it at least more than I thought I would after all the iffy headlines. But it is definitely not my favorite Star Wars or even the best Star Wars. Not even for this trilogy. The saga ended. I guess this ending…

You both nailed it.

I sincerely believe that there was an excellent movie buried under this mess. The dynamic between kylo/ben and rey was believable and raw (aside from the kiss, which was lousy). The dyad concept was great. Finn discovering others like himself, and the hints that storm troopers were enslaved children was intriguing.…

This movie could have easily hit on all the same points and NOT have been a horrible retcon.

It’s not at all. It’s a middle finger to everyone else, in a way. It’s at the very least fan-service for their sakes. You didn’t like Rose? She’s gone. You didn’t like the parentage answer? They lied to you. You didn’t like change of any sort? Everything’s the same again. I actually thought the movie was entertaining…

Or the ones freaking out about Luke throwing away the lightsaber. In this one Luke lectures Rey about you shouldn’t treat lightsabers like that...

True. But in placating them it kinda created something as bad or worse than what they didn’t like so I do kinda feel like jokes still on them.

Only it wasn’t. It placated them at every turn. Case in point:
“Rose, are you coming with us?”
“No, Leia says I can’t be in this movie.”

Don’t all the Opening crawls imply that “some time has passed and some things happened in that time”?

I half heartedly thought the opening crawl would just be JJ’s diary entry for what he would have done instead for Episode VIII. He ended up using the whole film for that.

The film over-corrected in reaction to the franchise’s worst fans and was a finale that had to retcon and undercut so many things about the saga to make itself work.

At this point, I’d just be happy if Tales was allowed to be sold again. AdHoc--the new studio formed by Telltale veterans that’s making Wolf 2--can probably negotiate to make Tales from the Borderlands 2 after that.

I mean, yea: you exactly did that.

I mean, yea: you exactly did that.

This is no good, bro.

This is no good, bro.