I can forgive him; he’s young and dumb and optimistic. He needs to understand that all of that comes after the violence. There’s a natural order here, and we’re past the “nice” stage of things. We’ll come back around and all this optimism and respectability shit will actually work - but not until everybody is on level…

This is the best response here. Props. 

For me , it's Uniqlo HeatTech. It's thin, light, comfy, and nice and warm. Especially when worn under a nicer outfit. 

For me , it's Uniqlo HeatTech. It's thin, light, comfy, and nice and warm. Especially when worn under a nicer…

Madness! If such a thing existed , I'd know about it. 

Sorry buddy, Candy Corn is just bone meal and sugar and is only enjoyed by people who have never had a candy made after 1960.

Eh, this is probably much ado about nothing, as we know the Japanese media likes to get into (like “will letting foreigners in mean that we shouldn’t slurp Ramen anymore?”). There are thousands upon thousands of restaurants in Japan, and yeah a few of them are ran by people who either don’t know enough English to deal…

Nah, the OP is right. I was also an usher, a d it was awesome. All the soda and popcorn you could want, free movies, and it was almost a requirement to do the job stoned. We mostly just hung out and goof off. Sometimes, you could take a nap behind the stand ups in corners, which was nice. We were the cool kids at the…

What on the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here? 

I looked it up, and Michael was the most popular boys name in America for around 50 straight years, losing the top spot only once. Yeah, it's the most generic thing ever. 

I second "Handsome" and I use it ALL the time. A nice little compliment never hurts. Plus, dudes never expect it from another dude. 

I think it’s more about her being an older white person and going for the cheap joke at the end. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if she thought about a bee hive attacking Trump and just worked backwards. Dumb? Oh it’s dumb as fuck. But considering that a very large segment of Beyonce’s fans aren’t black women, I doubt…

Kirk Cousins was perfect for Washington. He was very evidently never going to grow into a real QB, but is *just* consistent and talented enough to make you think that he could. He's the QB equivalent of blue balls, and that's the exact type of hell that Washington deserves. 

I think a large part of this is that, currently, the sports media landscape is simply not capable of handling these issues with nuance. Nobody wants to hear any of the idiot talking heads on CBS discuss the topic because they would absolutely butcher it. Step one here is to demand new and better voices in sports; speci…

Seriously, I can't remember how many times I cursed Livingston's name coming off the bench. It looked like we were going to beat the Warriors! Then this dude comes off the bench and just kills it. 

This was a fantastic piece of work, Roth. This is why I come to Deadspin. Well, that and to watch bored lawyers make jokes in the comments. 

Yeah, I agree. The smartest people I've met all git their strides in their 60s. And, like Warren, all were based on education. It's almost like the brain is just a muscle that needs to be exercised like any other... 

Nahhh, guac is alright. It's basically on the same level as salsa. It's usually pretty good, but both can be great. I'll grant you that salsa has a higher ceiling, though. 

Oh Jesus, this was all staged. The most cynical amongst us were right. We've been played! 

Go to Kanso, a bar just down the river from the picture above. It’s neat, mostly out of the way without being too far, has English menus and an awesome bartender.

This game seems to me to be one of those “yeah, this is made really for Japan only.” Japan has very... reductive views on many things, so things that are tropes here are yet to be played out there. It’s like the US 15 years ago, basically (think sitcom tropes from like 2004). For Japan, this seems like a deep game…