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Sorta related: Normally I say “CAR-mul” but when I’m ordering I say “CARE-a-mel” because apparently it gets fewer stares. Heathens, everybody!

Still think you’re thinking about it too deeply. It’s just a blanket, surface synonym for “The team I follow and am emotionally invested in.” I doubt many who say “I can’t believe we traded that guy!” are considering the nuances of the FO.

Just a note, I’m going to keep dismissing any transphobic comments. They aren’t funny.

He’s no Blake Bortles.

My dad used to call Roger Clemens a “thickhead” and after reading your note I think I may have misheard him all those times.

My mom just refers to teams “dickheads” and only uses a pronoun when distinguishing between the Bruins (my dickheads), the Red Sox (her dickheads), and the Patriots (our dickheads). My mom is also 76 and the majority of her life has been when all three of those teams ranged from completely terrible to terrible, and

It’s quite common in butt rock circles

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

that other game is the reason we drink. awful

It does follow the Nintendo formula of having a “max” cost, similar to Pokemon Picross. If you ever spend $40 total on the game, your tree will harvest 2,000 apples per harvest, essentially covering everything from Stamina, to unlocks and more. 

They thought they had found a more “respectable” looking black mouthpiece after he went on Fox & Friends yesterday to support anti-gay organization “Focus on the Family”

It’s absolutely relevant to academics. Someone else referenced UCF’s acceptance rate; before UCF there was the “Gonzaga effect”; before Gonzaga there was the Flutie effect for Boston College. A top-flight athletic program attracts more applicants, which eventually translates into academic respectability, and now you

Yeah uh...if only Ben Watson wasn’t a bible thumping, homophobic, pro-life mega douche who shares many of the same wrong headed opinions. Proof that even two horrible people won’t agree on everything.

It’s not irrelevant from an academic standpoint. Famously good sports teams, particularly basketball and football, which as we’ve seen are predominantly black, even at schools where black students make up 2.4% of the population, are a draw for students of all kinds. And drawing more students means more tuition and

Yes, I think they are instead going with the “Darker shade of Green” between the line of scrimmage and the first down marker. Why must the constantly try to fix things that aren’t broken?

What kills me is that this is a decision someone consciously made. Some actual human being is that stupid.

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

The whole ticker is ugly. The font is trash, the whole thing looks italic for no reason, and the fake bezel on the logos is like Bad Photoshop 101.

I wish we could punish fans like these, but they are already Browns fans.