It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

They play the dolphins at home this year. 

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you to the Gawker offices where you want to go, but it’s got a busted toilet with a bathroom door that won’t stay closed messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, there’s a one-eyed sailor named Georgio who cleans his toenails with a…

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

It’s surreal. The Raiders got literally nothing for 2 picks.

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…

Penny Arcade driving the nail all the way through the board.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

Huh. It’s almost like well-run organizations have no issuebringing in “problem” players... Maybe I could draw some conclusions about how shitty organizations are structurally incapable of handling these same players!

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Yes, it was.

As the author of the moniker, a hyphen in “Bobby Two-Strokes,” please.

It’s really weird how people read these articles and see them as somehow defending Brown ... Where in the article does Lauren accuse the Raiders of being underhanded?

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.