Look, I love the Star Wars lego sets as much as the next guy, but isn’t it time for...

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

this article explained it quite simply - the whites have the money = power

You could just say, pickup random piece of trash with your hands. Like a capri sun left by some little shit. They tend to be self contained and you could easily throw it in the proper bin wherever you happen to be headed. No one is asking you to take a 10 garbage bags and clean a 10 block perimeter. If it’s too gross…

In my experience, if you’re worried about being a good person, you’re at least already half-way there. You know Donald Trump doesn’t lie awake at night worried about the example he’s setting. Jeff Bezos doesn’t wonder what sort of impact he’s having on the world. White supremacists and fundamentalists don’t worry…

It’s dope that he picks up his own dog’s shit? I guess noodles was right, the bar is set really fucking low.

If _your_ dog poops, then pick that shit up. Bring some poop bags with you when you take your good boy for a walk. If you’re out for a walk and see someone else’s dogshit on a lawn, you have my express permission to think “What a colossal asshole that guy was” and keep walking.

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

There’s a ton of “character” players that Belichick used without issue: Moss, Dillon, Blount, Meriweather, Browner...

There are a handful of things I like about him though: He held a giant cheese party and invited the public to wreak havoc on the White House. And he taught his parrot swear words (to the point where the parrot had to be escorted out of his funeral) and beat down an assassin that had two guns misfire. Other than that…

Oh, now genocide is bad?!? Loogit the SJW we got on our hands fella!

Mark my words: If there isn’t a “Saints got robbed!” chant at the first Home Game, I’ll Bayou a steak dinner.

Anxiously awaiting the flood of puns that are sure to follow.

Also to be earnest for a minute: I still think of myself as being new here, but I read the site for many years and have worked enough places to know how extraordinary it is that the people reading this site don’t just care about it, but are a part of it and have this real relationship with the people that work here.…

If there’s one thing we as readers (me included) should do, more often, it’s tell all of you how much we enjoy your contributions to this site, to other projects (like D&JAM), and to our lives in general. Deadspin has been a daily stop for me for ten years now, and it’s because of the great content this site has…

I’m going to have Megan text me one in a couple weeks. Just be like “hit me with some fire on sandwiches” and watch her come through with “the only acceptable sandwich is croque madame, all others are illegitimate.”

Thank you very much for this. I have had a very difficult time getting myself to do anything the last couple weeks, so the encouragement is very much appreciated.

Roth, I gotta say: you’re my favorite contributor on here.