Hoaks2
Hoaks2
Hoaks2

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

IT’S FRIIIIDAY. Gonna check Deadspin! Oh I see Ley posted something with animals involved and...

See? Assault rifles ARE needed! The 30 hog guy wasn’t full of shit!

“Me Too” - Roethlisberger when the voice in his head tells him he’s hungry.

Maybe one reason is he didn’t get away with it? Just a guess. But he did do time - years, in fact.

A lot of dumb people like to cite Sowell because he is a black conservative with a Harvard degree so he must be an expert, right? And for years, he used that intellectual cache to blatantly lie and misrepresent facts.

Normally, gamer rage seems misplaced but the effect that the Chinese government seems to be having on shaping media outside of their borders seems to be increasing and is potentially alarming. While this is ultimately a meaningless form of protest, this seems more valid than previous attempts to fight perceived

Typo. He meant corpse.

Their current receiving core is all made up of randomly-generated Madden clones.

No way anyone would believe that stupid name.

He should do another made up team like the “Houston Texans” next.

“Hey, I wish there was a city that had Dallas’s urban planning, but also drunken bachelorettes!”

Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius. 

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Probably because he’s a conservative hack dressed in libertarian clothes trying to get black people to buy into supply-side economics, racial pseudoscience and the merit myth.

I hope that, as you “move forward,” you are comforted by the jingling sound of the 30 pieces of silver inside the cupholder of your Maybach.

Cousins is showing so many teeth it looks like Rob Liefeld drew his mouth.

I’m just teasing. When my team is up, it will be I eating the shit!

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