That is simply the nature of all historical record. Do you, for example, accept that Alexander the Great existed? Because you certainly cannot pull a book physically contemporary of him and read it. You can find copies of writings of near contemporaries and you can find extensive oral history of him popping up all…

Add in David’s ability to sling the rock with pinpoint precision and you could really give opposing defenses problems. 

I agree Mohammed belongs on the list. Jesus still wins, however, because he has a 600 year head start.

(Somewhere)

Given that scholars who have studied the topic all basically agree that the man existed based on all relevant historical sources, I don’t know why I should disagree with them.

AMELIA EARHARDT???  What kind of nonsense is that?

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

Always with the Muhammad—praise and blessings be upon his name—popularity truthers

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

+ 1 playin’ on my phone

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

And to think this is one of your nicer posts.

Dave Portnoy has a Kinja?

Still better than you, though.

I heartily encourage everyone to watch that video embedded in the Sportsnet tweet, especially if, like me, your heart is largely filled with contempt and despair for humanity. It’s a nice reprieve from all of that.

Never forget:

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

Here’s the dismount captured from another angle: