Nah. The Bears are just bad, but you have to go some to reach the Browns or Jags level. That’s like a level below the Jets. If somebody tells me they’re a Bears fan I laugh with them about their team. If somebody says they’re a Jaguars fan I study them. What makes them tick? They’re rare creatures. It’s like spotting…

The biggest knock on Obama was his inexperience. So he selected a long-standing, well-respected, experienced statesman.

Honestly, I was almost there with you. I was planning on voting McCain, until the VP selections - Obama knew he wasn’t experienced and knew next to nothing about foreign policy, so he selected Biden (Biden had been in the Senate for 35+ years and had served as the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations committee). …

Landry Jones, who is by far the worst QB ever to wear a Steelers uniform in my lifetime (sorry, I am too young to remember Mark Malone), has two career wins. Both of them are against the Browns.

Oh, yeah, I remember reading something about that. Let’s see if I can find it right here. . .

This stop north of Las Cruces on I-25 has been there for as long as I can remember. I-25 is a frequently used corridor for drug and human traffickers coming up from Juarez, and they put this checkpoint in that particular spot because there’s no way to get around it once your north of Las Cruces on your way to…

That Palpatine one has been a fixture in my lobby for the past day, and I have no problems with that.

I know you’re joking, but that doesn’t jibe with the voting trends when states put it on the ballot. People support it, and largely realize that it’s a) pretty harmless and b) devastating to those who are locked up for possession. I’m sure BIG PHARMA isn’t thrilled with it’s potential legalization. Might cut into…

Plus it’s not like the fuel that Sherman uses is going to burn hot enough to destroy Russell Wilson’s foundation.

I think Sessions has a great point. The last time I smoked pot I went full-on berserker and started breaking into houses, beating people up, and pillaging like a Goth entering Rome.

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

good luck you dumbfuck keebler elf.

Racism. The fact that you’re conditioned to call ‘cannabis’ by it’s Mexican sounding ‘marijuana’ is weird, right? It’s not a coincidence.

It really confuses me why Sessions would want to do this.

I’m fully convinced everything that has happened so far has played out exactly like he planned it would from the start, except for that time he accidentally showed the world his dick during the finals.

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

White substitute teacher doing double dutch jump rope for the entire 12 minute snack break at a middle school in Fontana, CA!

“Kaepernick no longer wants his method of protest to detract from the positive change he believes has been created, sources told ESPN. He also said the amount of national discussion on social inequality — as well as support from other athletes nationwide, including NFL and NBA players — affirmed the message he was…

I hope he didn’t take these pictures in the summer because a rainy and humid city ain’t pretty.

A pothead caricature from Burlington, VT, likely trying to live that Birkenstock “bohemian” lifestyle on what is almost 100% certainly on her dad’s dime? Gets my vote.