I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility that he’d do well, but he’s still an aging, inefficient volume scorer that’s is probably still a minus defender even when he’s trying who’s on a contract that will pay him 60 million dollars over the next 2 years.

ignore the flesh egg in the background and zoom in on them sweet pinstripes

On one hand, maybe the Lions decades upon decades of persistent futility and mismanagement in the face of salary caps and parity could all just be a sham and it’s really Megatron’s laziness and shitty play (and Barry Sanders’ before him) that has doomed the Lions. Maybe you’re right.

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

Tennis lately is making me feel really ok about being in my 30s.

Re: Corpse Run

Looks like it was the fault of the person that turned in front of Venus on a solid green. And as a general rule, if a red turns to green when you are close to an intersection and you are still carrying some speed, you should probably slow down and make sure the intersection is clear.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

who the fuck goes after a no kill dog shelter?

Good-god man! I mean, WUT?!

Holy shit please have Lena Dunham clap back at Drew.

Someone take this out of the greys, what a journey +1

It’s ALMOST as if Lena Dunham is a big fucking fake that happened to make a good TV show, but otherwise shouldn’t be trusted with anything because she’s too much like her own lead character...

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

This is fucking fantastic.

Now I have to wait for management who always sucks

“It’s the job, but most customers are annoying and needy.”