Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

I wonder who designed them...

counterpoint: Make a big sand dick for your sand hole. This is one I made in 2003.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Millions of people play it!

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

My partner’s Sister has a friend who claims that her and her husband shower together EVERY DAY. It’s completely unfathomable to me, but I don’t know why someone would lie about this. They are an early 30's couple with a two year old daughter, for what it’s worth, so it’s not like the “New, fun, sex time relationship”…

WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN MADE YET?!?

We haven’t peaked until we get a competitive Family Circus game where Billy, Dolly, and Jeffy run around leaving dotted lines in their wake and try to destroy each other like the light cycles in Tron.

Is it time for the same fucking comment to stop being made by the same cluster of dbags every week yet? Nobody is forcing you to read it.

“Rash guard”? Everywhere I’ve lived it is called a swim shirt. East coasters are weirdos.

I have two of these and got them through a link on THIS VERY WEBSITE. Sportbrella > Hats

SHITTY TROLL IS SHITTY: Film at 11

“You think it’s tough being black in America? Try being halfway across the world every day fighting for American freedom; try kissing your kids on the head everyday before crossing the thin blue line, not knowing if you’ll make it home that night because some thug decided he didn’t want to go to jail again. Now that’s…

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

Important Covfefe here

This qualifies as a news story? This really is the greatest witch hunt in American hiscoco.

Yeah, but if you have a defensive weapon in 1st place when lightning hits, there’s a 50% chance the next item you get is a coin.

The Blue shell is child’s play. It’s the lightning that I despise with a passion.