Yes, because what corporate fat cat doesn’t want all the ratings gold of media market 43 in the NBA Finals instead of market No. 6, represented by a team that has meant big ratings all year and the reigning two-time MVP?

What the fuck is this bullshit, new guy? Is there no editor vetting stories on weekends making sure some post praising Russell Fucking Wilson of all people doesn’t go up? What’s next, a post praising Cardinals fans for politely cheering when an injured opposing player is able to leave the field under his own power?

This is so stupid. You act like having luck isn't hard work. The money to pay for that shaman's incantation didn't appear out of thin air!

I was pleasantly surprised at how well Howard came off in that interview. Both intelligent and honest. My biggest issue with him has always been how fake he seems, but that Dwight wasn’t on display. Really shifted my viewpoint on who he is as a person.

That video is a fucking classic.

“I can’t believe you kiss your car good night
C’mon baby tell me-you must be jokin’, right!”

“Big fucking deal. I used to call that a good Tuesday.”

What sealed the deal for Davis, you ask?

we’re all just guzzling milk after your hot takes

“But out in the real world, it usually pays to not be an insensitive, judgmental prick. You can’t control the obnoxiousness of other people, and you’ll go insane if you try. But you can do your best to make everyone else feel comfortable and welcome. Just because the world is cruel doesn’t mean you have to be. You,…

*goes to look it up*

I’ve sat in the stands of the Rose Garden for so many years, irrationally fantisizing about Travis Outlaw becoming an all star, Sergio Rodriguez a starter and even once thinking Ha Seung-Jin was developing some mobility (I was high). This season was as if one of those long-shot daydreams came true.

Does Lillard make an all-nba team?

I. Fucking. Loved. This. Team.

Being a big blazer fan and living in the area, I have to say this season was so much goddam fun. After free agency last year most people around town were saying they should tank, but thank god they didn’t. Even in the regular season, watching their games was great, and to be given the gift of two playoff series would…

Fuck going home with a bridesmaid. Last wedding I was in I wound up in bed with the pastor. She was also the groom’s sister. Beat that.

Walt Williams