When will people realize that the closer you come to omnipotent or all-powerfull, the less interesting the bad guy is?

FUCK STEPH CURRY. FUCK EVERYTHING. I WANT TO DIE.

Judging by the lead photo, possibly The Macarena?

Fuck you Kinja.

He visited my college one time while promoting Role Models and I learned two very specific things:

Hey Tom R.R. Ley, it is possible to create stakes and pathos in a story without murdering one of your leads.

I’ll be killed off in June and replaced by Miles Teller

“BY DEFINITION, IT’S BETTER THAN WHATEVER PRESTIGE TELEVISION SHOW YOU’RE WATCHING.” - Marchman

The last person to hit me with a “your generation” was while i was walking into a Fugazi concert. This was like getting Id’ed buying beer, bless your heart for making me feel young and hip.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

To me, LeBron really should focus on improving his wing and corner jumpers and move away from the front court. As the years have gone by, it’s become clear LeBron benefits more and more from drawing attention away from the front and towards the sides.

Didn’t realize a member of the Warriors was posting here! You and the boys really guarded Lillard well in the fourth.

*insert earplugs to block out Pac-12 Network negative stories because I love this job here please don’t make it go away I can’t go back to Best Buy for 1/6th the money while not working in sports and shilling value laptops to 60 year olds who looked shocked that Microsoft Office is a separate purchase and oh god this…

I just wanna beat it into a dish towel,

This take is bad and you should feel bad.

I really feel this is bad GM’ing, too short-term thinking. If I were running the Lakers, I’d think of throwing a pick or two Golden State’s way for that Curry fellow. Seems like the type of player that could become a star if under the bright lights of Los Angeles.

I felt sorry for Manziel, but going to a Bieber concert is where I draw the line.

Favorite NBA fact is that he’s younger than two Spurs players.

The fact they not only got rid of Doc but also got paid to do it was amazing.

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.