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Because Cleveland is already the Jewel of the Midwest. Our city is so much better than virtually all others in this great country, it would be an embarrassment of riches for Cleveland to enjoy successful sports seasons, too.

Ugh. This year was probably Doc’s best shot to lose a 3-0 lead.

He’s got a molasses slow release despite not jumping 2 inches off the ground. It’s the kind of jump shot you’d see at the IBM Country Club, not the NBA. It’s not too dissimilar to Luke Babbit’s 3 ball.

No, no, I saw those free throws: It’s DeAndre Jordan who has the broken hand.

Curt Schilling is doing a public service. Not all of us have an alcoholic uncle with an eighth-grade education who never traveled 20 miles beyond the town of his birth, yet are completely knowledgeable about the state of the nation, and indeed, the world. I suggest we all save a lot of time and simply refer to him as

It is important to recognize the definition of “big government” in the eyes of Curt and company is, and always has been, “government not acting on behalf of me, personally.”

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

I HATE AND DON’T READ YOUR WEBSITE SO MUCH I HAD TO EMAIL YOU TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DON’T READ IT

I’ll forever respect Kobe for his philosophy of “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take...And probably like 75% of the ones you take. Take more shots. Take all the shots...fuck Shaq.”

Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.

Finally Marchman has a Good Take.

He was great at so many things but I’ve always thought of him as one of the greatest guitar players of all time. It has always struck me as odd that he was never on any of the lists.

It’s been grey and raining all day in the Twin Cities. And God as my witness, right now the sky is purple. Unreal.

Spot on. I know Drew played football in college, and he lived abroad for a semester in college.

Drew’s “The Convert.” (Clue: ALL CAPS)

“It takes 3 ingredients to make a cocktail, 2 is an emergency” *Peggy, Mad Men

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.