And these people wonder why they don’t get hired with names like that on a resume! I mean, this is America (and Canada)! Name your kids normal names and we wouldn’t have all these hiring disparities... Oh wait, these are all white kids? Carry on then.

My eyes searched for Blake on that play. I mean, had to have expected it, right?

So, while I still love the movie, I kind of agree with the “more you watch it the worse it gets” thing. I got stoned last night and put it in, and some of the hamfisted methods they use to progress the plot are just terrible. The introduction scene in the prison? The fact that nobody ever questions Gamora’s loyalty…

I’m with you. The Dark Knight has one redeeming quality: Heath Ledger’s crazy-ass performance. Everything else is like a messier and more pro-Bush-policies Batman Begins (which is actually very underrated). Ask people how good TDK was, they’ll tell you it was great. Ask them the last time they watched it, and they’ll…

Now THIS is great Kinja. I mean, c’mon! If only he had the work ethic of Brian Scalabrine, he’d be first ballot by now.

It could happen. But I think Aldridge gives them a solid chance to at least get out of the first round. Especially against say the Clippers or the Grizzlies.

You and me both. I can only hope they choke. I don’t care when, but I just hope it happens.

Some good stuff here. I'd suggest Oatis by Ninkasi out of Eugene, Oregon. Damn good oatmeal stout. Also, even though it's now an inbev subsidiary, Elysian's Split Shot is pretty tasty.

I think this has gone so far off the crazy chart that in not even questioning it anymore. Like... I just don't even.

Goddamnit sir. Good show.

Man, that just really sucks. Great glue guy. Awesome in defense. Hopefully the rest of the team steps up to carry the load.

On a related point: holy hell does Westbrook have small ears! I've never just looked at a picture of his head before.

This just made my day. Polar bears are the best bears. Fact. I'd argue they are the best animals ever. I still turn into a child when I see them at a zoo.

Well, at least I know that Bad Religion still rocks tits. They've aged well when it comes to playing live.

Holy Damn. I mean, I pretty much hate festivals for many reasons, but this sounds worth it. Also, I've seen most of the bands I'd want to see from this list, but I've wanted to see Refused since they got back together.

True story: I saw Big D and the Kids Table opening for some band or another like 10 years ago, and they were awesome. They halfway through a song when the guitarist fucked up, and the lead singer just stopped the entire show and said "No! No you don't! Don't act like you didn't just fuck that up!" Everybody laughed.…

This comment right here needs more love. EVERYBODY has the prospect of earnings millions in their future. Even more for Stanford grads! Hell, I bet football players are on the lower end of the "probably making millions in the future" group there. Don't give me that tired bullshit about the future; practically nobody…

At this rate, he will eventually get to a point where his series of answers will just be "go fuck yourself."

I just can't stop thinking about how stupid this is. He seems like a reasonable Dude and has explained why he doesn't like talking to the media. And yet here they are, thinking he owes them a damn thing. The truth is that the NFL has outgrown it's need for media. It's such a massive behemoth that games could be played…

That reminds me of my favorite Lincoln quote: "Never trust what you read on the internet."