Agreed. You know what's really different about Lynch's answers than the others? I guarantee you more people have listened to them. Nobody cares about the generic crap the others say. So why does it matter?

Ding ding ding! We have a winner. This is exactly correct.

Wow. I was not expecting that. I mean, good that he will play because they need him, but that would be a stupid sacrifice if the just delays the inevitable. Still, it would be awesome to have him until at least RoLo comes back.

I'll tell you why Johnny Depp still gets roles: It's because the promise of Johnny Depp is more appealing than what you actually get. When somebody says that they wanted Depp in the lead role for The Grand Budapest, I think that would have been great! Not as great as it turned out to be with Fiennes, but still great!…

I agree. Also, I think people forget how much we all loved Jack Sparrow before he was overdone to death. Still a great character when taken in the context of just the first movie (and the fourth, I guess). But yeah... He's Johnny Depp. He just does Johnny Depp roles.

That's perfectly reasonable! As long as it's made clear to the consumer. If you can't do it (or it's not reasonable), don't offer it. But don't make customers feel like assholes for doing something they are allowed to do.

But isn't that kind of a cop-out? Does the restaurant offer it? Then they should have taken in to account for these situations or otherwise not offer it. What this amounts to is "How dare you ask for things that I can do and our establishment offers!?" It's really none of the customers business how the machine works…

Well that's demonstrably false. An eccentric billionaire with an ego problem? Absolutely. Better than any of the other shithead owners in the NFL or NBA? Also absolutely. I think it's because he has more than enough money to just not give a fuck. He can afford to not be shady/illegal/racist/scum of the earth. Also, I…

That's the reason that everybody loves the NBA on TNT, right? Because they kinda say whatever the hell they want? It's refreshing. Also, it highlights my favorite sports show moment ever:

Yeah, but Ohio State fans are just a million times worse. Smuggest fans in the country.

I hope they keep it up. I would love to see them vs. The Blazers or the Warriors in the Championship. The East is definitely rebounding this year.

Sweet God do I love Lillard. I hope the Blazers put a franchise tag on him and never let him go. He just never gives up. Boy has some fight in him.

Yeah, but by putting the entire blame on him, it gives the rule a pass by exclusion. Stupid player, stupid rule. All I'm seeing is scoreboard: player smoked weed in the last 20-30 days (maybe at home on Christmas break! Who knows!), which has no influence on his on-field production at all, and is still suspended from…

"Rules are Rules" is a weak defense." Sorry ma'am, says here you can't vote. Rules are Rules! What are ya gonna do?" Just because it's a rule doesn't make it right.

Buuuuut we aren't players, right? So it is perfectly OK for us to debate the validity of the rule without bringing in any specific cases. Was what he did dumb? Certainly. Is it our position to just throw out the baby with the bathwater and use his idiocy to shut down any discussion of the problem at hand? No. It's a…

Seriously, Otis is amazing. When Ninkasi started, I was living in Eugene. The first time I found Otis on tap, I was so happy. Phenomenal oatmeal stout.

These were my favorite of the year. Disappointing that they didn't return to them for the big game. The white is just... Boring.

Yeah, that's garbage. Have some class guys. At least Winston went out. Though I guess he knows he will get paid win or lose, so he can't be that beat up about it.

Yay Mariota! Kid deserved it, and now my eyes can't stop doing this water thing.

I busted this album out the other day in response to the standard Christmas music. Absolutely epic album.