Oh God. I got through exactly 55 seconds before I had to stop. Just... no.

Seriously, this is the first person I've ever heard or read saying they actually LIKE Canzano. Dude is a master troll. Has some good puff pieces every now and then, but is mostly intolerable.

The best part about this is the comments. The jist of this article is "my subset is not being represented!" And while that is normally supported on Gawker sites, watch him get freakin' buried by the comments. Because supporting TVs use of stereotypes "non-normal people (fat, ugly, whathaveyou) have such troubles! Love…

Yeah, I think he's coming from a different angle, is all. On the west coast, the "huge craft beer bar" is literally 3/4 of all bars. So, it's not unreasonable. But asking for a taster of Widmer Hef or something equally popular? Unacceptable.

Oh I agree, it sounds sketchy as hell. You have two great examples here, outlining the problem. How do we solve it? How do we ensure fair trial for everybody? I'm honestly wondering this. An electronic sex contract would work, and you know how kids like their smartphones nowadays, so it would be easily implemented.…

Stupid Kinja, deleted my well thought out post. Short version: this bias of yours is why you don't get to make that decision. You are completely alien to the situation. This is like approving of the death sentance for somebody else because a similar situation happened to you. There is a reason our justice system is…

Redacted. Stupid Kinja.

Well good on Oregon then.

Man, these "shady shit" situations just suck. There is literally no happy ending. We can't possibly know who is guilty, and the situation (drinking, memory, "consent") means that it is pretty much impossible to solve this in the legal system. It's not like the Winston case, where the police clearly fucked it up, this…

A "forced reference to" Olivier? You wound me sir. I couldn't think of a better thespian, and it should be taken as the highest compliment. I'll just chalk this bitterness up to grief. I have a hunch that you may be a Rockets fan.

He's got some star power, that's how. It's frustrating, but he is "good" at drawing the foul. It kind of takes away from his other skills, in my opinion.

I like how James Harden acts all tough. You know as soon as anybody drew back to throw a punch at him, he'd do six consecutive flips in mid-air and hit the ground with such flair that the late great Laurence Olivier would rise from the grave and give him a 20 minute standing ovation. Adam Silver would then suspend the…

Patron: Waiter, what is with these bees? They buzz on and on and I can't even feel their barbs. Their just... annoying.

I envy you. Easily the best playoff game you could have gone to in the last decade. You saw Brandon Roy's swan song in real life! That's one you tell your kids about.

Easily one of my favorite moments from recent years. The way I felt that night and the day after, just... great. And that was the game after all the haters came out for Brandon Roy after his weak performances. God that game was epic.

Thank you. I swear that's all I could think about when reading her stupid ass article. It's like a 2nd year college student dropping titles of famous works like they are the only person to have read and really understood it.

Holy hell this. All I could think about was "man... I've been in classes with this annoying bitch. It's awful."

I too often want to body check annoying college girls, but apparently I was missing the key ingredient: a badge.

That, sir or madam, is genius. Bravo. Please record and post the results when you do.

Truth. As soon as the secret is out, the joint is ruined. Happens all the time here in Portland, and the hipster problem here is at maximum capacity so the reaction is usually quick. But at least there are BOATLOADS joints to pick from, from dive to pristine. I will say the one upside though: the arms race for hipness…