First off, you’re an idiot for buying an SL55 AMG from the factory and then never, ever driving it. And you’re an even bigger idiot for driving it around with tires so old they would have a learner’s permit by now.
I’m not sure if I’ve ever heard anything useful, or even truthful, really, come out of his mouth.
You had one job internet salesman. ONE JOB!
I’m on my seventh used oil analysis report for my two cars now, and I can never do without them at this point. I love being able to get answers to questions like, “Do I need to change my oil filter more often because it looks like crap?” Or “is this additive package alright, is it making a difference?”
I doubt I’ll be able to sell the Jetta for a breakeven price, so now my new scheme is to part it out, but I fear Craigslist will be too slow, so I thought maybe LKQ or a local transmission shop might buy the transmission. No dice. Now to find other option.
I’ve decided to give up on the Jetta since it needs a new engine and I don’t have time, nor the patience for that kind of shit, so I’m going to schlep it onto someone else. So did I do a good enough job of not selling it in the ad?
We’ve all heard the story: “millennials are crushed with student loans and being lazy, so they still live at home with their parents, or they move back in.” It sucks, sometimes, but shouldn’t they be treated like adults and be allowed to come and go as they please, within reason?
I hate the town where I work, I absolutely hate it. It’s full of people on the verge of death, and complete fucking imbeciles.
All of those empty parking spots, and that’s where you thought it was okay to park. You fucking idiot.
Asshole is going balls out in the parking lot and doesn’t slow down when he decides he can just pull into my shop.
“It only needs a head gasket? No problem. Oh, what’s that? You also took the stereo out. Mhmm. I’ll still take it, but you get less money.”
I bought a new dash camera a few weeks ago but then a dual camera became available, so now I have a brand new dash camera taking up space.
What do you do when you go to another business, like the grocery store, do you just park in the middle of the aisle? Do you park at the front of the store? No? Do you park in a parking spot? Why would you do that?
We’ve all seen the videos of the asshats who stomp on the throttle and that causes a huge cloud of choking and toxic smoke. They think they’re so funny. But what is one to do (in California) if someone does this to you, and you catch it on your handy dash camera? I’ve just been on a quest to find out.
We’re just going to ignore the fact that it has rust, massive amounts of body damage, and the tiny detail about not being able to pass smog. BUT LOW MILES AND STOCK!
Almost ten minutes of people doing very, very stupid things. Not to mention dangerous things. I wish I had added comedic music.
I know curbs tend to jump out at you unexpectedly, but all you need to do to prevent that and keep them from damaging your wheels is to pay attention. But I know that’s a lot to ask, so let’s just invent a new product to sell to people!
It may seem like such a simple thing, reviewing a product online for others to see and hopefully guide them in their purchase of more goods. But, in fact, it is much harder than it appears.
I’m trying to delete a comment that I can’t seem to edit, and it’s starting to piss me off.