I mean... I’m a fucking know-nothing person who was in the Army once, so maybe I’m not as smart as these vaunted officers of the law, but if the dude has a gun on his lap and you’re so damn concerned about him maybe reaching for it, maybe you should back the hell up and give him space? Like sure: block his car in and…

I heard they’re not going to put the jaguar down. #good

I totally get why people do not trust CPD (as a former Chicagoan I don’t trust the CPD) but the thing is this was a very high profile incident from the jump (as compared to others, which became famous later). This was a big deal for Chicago on the national scene and CPD knew they would be under the national spotlight…

So much so that I’ve often wondered to myself if those Title programs haven’t outlived their usefulness.

Crossfiled under “Save if for your confessor or therapist, maybe”

Sometimes the courage it takes to admit you fucked up outweighs the actual fuck up.

Rest and cry it out. Then put on your big person underpants and fight. You do not get to give up. My tribe has been fighting for our rights since country was built on our blood. It feels like ten steps forward then 7 steps back. YOU DO NOT GIVE UP. Ask every person running for senate to begin impeachment hearings for…

Survivors to Orrin Hatch: fuck off and die

“Grow up”? That’s it, Orrin, you corrupt, demented, reeking old man?

Me to Orrin Hatch: YOU grow up, you myopic old shitmonger.

Dear Orrin,

I’m going to have a pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise and tomatoes and lettuce.

I will put lox and capers on anything.

Sound the alarm—Progressive woman failed bullshit purity test.

The left in the US keeps demanding near impossible levels of absolute reverence to the dogma of our ideals (even the ones that directly conflict with each other) all while demanding round the clock perfection in social media and personal conversation. Any comment or idea that is even slightly out of line is heresy.

In the age of Trump, it’s doubtful. What has me astounded are all the Trumpers out there who are actually celebrating that he’s dead. I can’t even wrap my brain around how fucking sick you have to be to take that stance.

THE RIGHT: These Leftists are rising in popularity. We must tear them down!

Eating our own, as per usual. 

eating our own, as per usual. 

Compromise never. Even when giving a eulogy to a man who just died. This is the way to the sacred social media purity which will certainly save us.