pssst: that’s how I meant the word “bro”.

I’ll never cease to be amazed by how quickly people forget that superdelegates jumped ship from Clinton to Obama in 2008 once it became clear that he was winning.

There’s no conspiracy. If Bernie were actually winning (or if he manages some major upsets in the next few big primaries) more superdelegates would join his…

I figured (original owner) 1988 Saab 900S. Because Vermont.

Personally, I’m a fan of Bernie’s ride.

what does it say about me that i don’t know most of these people?

You are the only person who has commented on his blue suit. His AMAZING blue suit. He is wearing an electric blue suit. In 2016. At 5pm. How fricking badass is that?

I never thought I’d find myself in this situation, but #TeamNicholasCage

Goodness, Gracious! I guess I have to be the one in this thread to remark on how nice it is that Nicholas Cage bailed out a woman who was being attacked by a man with a long history of domestic violence and public violence! I don’t really care how dramatic he felt he had to be about it.

Lol, I like Nick Cage. I have no idea why, but I do ;)

Even most of the Republicans have released more full tax returns than Bernie.

Hey Officer Dipshit, The answer is and always should be, “The duty of this department is to make sure that the students on campus are safe. I want to assure the students on this campus that if you are victim of a sexual assault of any kind, that our officers will treat you with respect and that we will investigate…

So...some rapes are just for funsies?

Yes because no woman was ever in a relationship that turned abusive, was forced to have sex and kept the baby because it was still a “relationship.”

The Sovereign Citizen movement is just the kind of thing I think Oliver and his Last Week Tonight writers could really sink their teeth into.

Beautiful. That’s just beautiful right there (going to go hurl now, as soon as these shakes are done).

Jesus H. Christ do people ever need a fucking hobby,

To me, the implication of that photo is the black girl saying “Look at these jackasses, jumping around or posing in an stance that should only ever appear an ephebophile’s wet dream. I’m just going to stand here and radiate badassery with a cocked hip and a flat stare”.

Is it racism, or is it heightism? Us shorties must always be on guard around the subjugating talls.

Ugh...come on people...

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.