I do blowsy button ups shirts, flowey skirts, and one of those patterned cotton scarves they do in the men’s section at H&M. It can actually be MORE comfortable on a hot day - the cotton lets the breeze in, but keeps the direct sun off your skin.

Dude, I’m Muslim, and hence covered up every day, and I’m here to tell you that suede is for hipster amateurs. AMATEUR HOUR, NYT. It’s exclusively cottons and linens in summer, everyone knows that! Suede is for when you’re trying to experience the eternal fires of hell a bit early.

I’m sure this is just my experience, but it seems like it’s always middle-aged guys who bust that one out on me. “Ha ha! It must be free then!” *wink wink*

I feel like a lot of terrible behavior would change if it stopped being effective. A lot of customers act like a**holes because they get free food or services if they pitch a fit. Whenever I get a chance, I shut that crap down. Don’t tip? Well, we’re never going out again.

So you know when kids are playing, and one of the spoiled ones doesn’t like what’s going down, so she shouts, “I’m not going to play anymore!” then stomps off? And she thinks everyone’s going to care very deeply, because she is a special snowflake? But actually no one gives a shit?

Kim looks like a space queen. I seriously love this dress so much. >.<

So this song has particular relevance for her, I suppose.

Me, every time I see Janelle Monae:

When she said her method would make you less likely to buy stuff I was SO SKEPTICAL because I adore shopping (at the Salvation Army, so I’m even more likely to bring home weird shit). But it was true! I went shopping the other day and found nothing worth buying! My brain was all, “Eh. You have everything you need at…

The most useful part, for me, was saying “thank you” to whatever you get rid of or donate. It sounds really dumb, but it’s like this little moment of closure. Especially gifts from friends, which I always found really hard to get rid of. You say “thank you for conveying my friend’s love,” and you donate it to the…

There’s a lady who comes in to my work and brings homemade cookies and cakes. Yesterday she says, “Well, I’m 93 now, so I’m starting to slow down.”

I think she means this practice of stone throwing.

The return to domesticity always reminds me of this Onion article...

If we’re talking White People Fantasies, I’m going to buy an ancient Hung Gar training temple so my hypothetical daughter can be Kwai Chang Caine.

The only people who get to be “clad” in “garb” are Ren Faire workers who are a little too into it.

Actually, yeah... I keep reading about the evidence that early humans were cannibals. WHERE’S THAT IN THE DIET, PALEO-DUDES?

This thread is making me tear up a little. I’m doing Japanese Studies, and I keep turning down invitations to movie nights and “Japan Club” meetings because I don’t really watch anime and I don’t care. I THOUGH THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.

He’s still learning the ins and outs.

The glasses are giving me megane moe so bad. I’m going to imagine he got that bruise battling a shady Spanish cabal for an ancient relic, in between teaching Latin poetry at a pastoral Ivy League.

I will be wearing this when (WHEN, NOT IF) I walk down the red carpet, after I become a famous rock star.