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Right! Isn't that the mindset of every heckler?

Take away the shitty tippers and the unemployment rate would skyrocket

If you have a problem with how restaurants pay their servers you can not eat at those restaurants. Punishing the servers achieves nothing other than making you an asshole.

Uh, no. The non-cheap assholes would do just fine keeping the business open and the serving jobs available. Believe it or not, restaurant owners don't want cheap assholes in their restaurants. Unless you're at Applebee's or Chili's or somewhere else where the armpit of humanity dines, they don't need your business.

Don't feel bad about feeling good about yourself!

Yikes. That escalated quickly...

Before you are repeatedly insulted, would you care to clarify if you live in a country where jokingly extending your middle finger is terribly offensive ? That's the only explanation I can come up with for your disproportionate outrage.

"I'm not crying you're crying!!"

Aww. Are your feelings hurt?

Ray Fosse is feeling pretty lucky right now.

I am long time Anglophile, and Piers is not what I consider cheeky. I will certainly defer to native Brits on that, but this level of obnoxious bluster has to rise to a level above "cheeky".

Perfect.

YOLO! Live in the present! Stay cool this summer! Seriously, though, enjoy the remainder of your senior year of high school.

All of what you are saying is empty bullshit. If you knew a thing about childhood abuse you'd shut your fucking pie-hole about the situation instead of acting like vapid and lazy advice anyone could get from a 5-cent fortune cookie is relevant.

Hahaha. At which online college did you take an intro philosophy class?

Did you read the article? Vice is quoted...

After I saw this I picked up the nearest book and started reading to my cat. He yawned and walked out of the room :(

Yeah those women are sooo manipulative. How dare they seek friendship with men! So awful of them to have vaginas and think they can have a normal platonic relationship without being put on an unsolicited pedestal!

That would be weird ... if Deadspin were the only media outlet or person accusing him of rape ...