Yeah, unfortunately I feel like this graphic doesn’t take into account the musculature and limb length issue. I feel like every issue of Cosmo ever printed has a guide similar to this, but it took me 20 years to find a pair of jeans that actually fit me.

Veep. And you should definitely watch the hell out of it!

Dude. I had no idea the garter-guy putting the garter on the bouquet-girl was a thing either until I saw it at a pretty “traditional” wedding a couple of weeks ago. I was just looking around the whole time aghast like “CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?” It is super weird and gross and it makes me feel bad that both parties…

Holy shit you are fucking dense. Do you know how many pro athletes are arrested for domestic violence and face mere slaps on the wrist? I’m pretty sure men and women think she should face harsher penalties here, but don’t let that get in the way of your fantasy where male athletes are always punished.

This is ridiculous because a) it suggests sexual intimidation has to be based on size or physical ability in some way and b) because it ignores all of the non-physical aggression of sexual assault. It’s good that you are cognizant and sensitive toward women whom you feel might be intimidated by men they don’t know,…

I mean, people don’t have to be dicks about it, but let’s be honest and admit this is very much a first-world issue. Yes, kids are picky everywhere; however, they don’t control the meal supply. If they are hungry, they will eat what they are given.

Get some new friends.

Yeah, the hed and lede were both really buried here. Despite what Law & Order would have you believe, any company with even the most incompetent legal team on retainer is going to require a subpoena. It’s not an act of “not cooperating”; it’s just how this works.

If you never have more than two drinks, I guess you’re in the clear :)

Please tell me that's one of the incentives. "For $100 I'll read your name from a list while nailing the wife-to-be."

Exactly. If we were to take a strictly utilitarian approach toward charity, we would really have to sacrifice all entertainment and frivolity until we eradicated HIV, malaria, poverty, hunger, and about 500,000 other pressing things. No one would ever be able to sit behind their $1,000 Macbooks complaining about…

Actually, I'm not sure I've never looked at a photo of a woman and thought, "Wow, her body is disgusting." Maybe I've thought it's not my type or what I would want to look like, but I can say with some degree of certainty that I've never needed a "palette cleanser" after looking at a photo of a nude woman. You are…

cool. I'm not really interested criticizing womens' bodies and calling them ugly since I get enough of that everywhere else. Thanks for deigning to clue me in. G'bye!

Ok. You're being awfully defensive and borderline rude. I just asked a question but I guess you have some sort of beef with how she looks, so whatevs.

Just, relevance, I guess? Not criticizing just curious.

How much does a napkin cost anyway like $40?

I really miss Regretsy :(

Seriously, though!

Good luck generating victimless articles with that tag, though. More LOBSTERPUSSY tagged articles would be blood on your hands, nerdybirdy!

These are nice I guess but I'm thoroughly confused by what this has to do with Chloe Sevigny (sp? don't care enough to scroll up) and/or lobsters.