I mean, if somehow magically I had the means, I would probably only drive a car like this on 20-40 mile joy ride trips on sunny days when I had nothing better to do, also.  Which could theoretically mean only getting to do this a handful of times per year. 

Enjoyed it like a sculpture or something?

He could have just sat in it and made VROOM VROOM noises, or just looked at it?

If Ford’s actual intention was for these to be driven, their strategy inadvertently ended up making sure that didn’t happen. The limited production run and high publicity around the 2 year limit ensured that they would be selling way over MSRP once that time limit expired. Owners who wanted to make a huge return on…

I would go with this sign instead:

Sometimes the batshit theorizing is more interesting than the actual game ends up being lol.

There’s a sign at the top that says “Why should we make a new one when you keep paying us for this one?”

Grand Theft Auto: Appalachia confirmed. Worked well for Fallout 76.

And the Murder Hornet farting Covid-19 while riding the 5G towers.

He’s taking the fight to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott!

Pffft, you believe in PLANES?!?!

I’ve noticed that any dealership that talks about “not being like those other dealerships” is often the most egregious example of “those dealerships”

Don’t forget about the chemtrails! :P

Perhaps they are concerned about 5G cellular causing COVID-19 and wifi radiation weakening their immune systems.

...and the dealer had a different excuse before covid to not give pricing.  Same policy, new excuse for something not justifiable.

That is quite literally the stupidest thing I’ve read today. Its early, of course, and I’m sure Giuliani is going to hold another press conference in front of a plumbing business, or some shit, but for now this is leading the pack!

One of my clients is a car dealer network with 26 Ford and Mazda stores throughout New England and Northern California. If one of the internet reps for any of our stores pulled this stunt, he or she would be fired in an instant.

I hear their commercials here in Houston all the time. Their catchy jingle instructs you to “relax, enjoy the difference.” I guess they’re not so different after all.

That’s a Model 3 in the pics.

I don’t have anything to add to this other than a giant fuck you to the world for going with safe bets all the time. Fuck you to those who chose an Audi Q5 over an F Pace. Fuck you to those who chose a Porsche 911 over a Lotus Evora. Fuck you to those who chose a 3 series over a Mazdaspeed 6. Thank you and good night.