God no. Fuck this. I can understand auctioning off original presets, but don’t touch it after I’ve bought it. It’s like android carrier crap-ware, but for your car.

I should have known! Nobody appreciates a quality fake poop. It’s people like you that are fueling the fake poop race to the bottom.

They have those there!? Crap. Thanks!

You say that, but give it time. It’ll be a mid-sizer within ten years if current vehicle growth rates continue. (I only believe statistics based on my own assumptions)

Actually, I believe the current Taurus is classified as a full-sizer.

Wow. This car looks so good in this livery. I never knew...

They don’t design a lot of their knock-off tools or electronics either - they just swap materials for subpar ones.

We used to have annual inspections in Missouri - you had to before you could renew your plates. You still do, but they bumped the plates up to optional two-year renewals. You also don’t need to inspect a vehicle for the first six years after the year of manufacture.

Ah, yes. Before the dark times. Before the (other) empire.

Nah. The Mitsuoka is so ugly it’s handsome. The BMW is either not ugly enough for that, or perhaps just too ugly.

It’s interesting, I suppose. I guess there’s a need for this kind of thing these days. Personally, I don’t know how hard it is to figure out that the truck is like the front (steered) wheels and the trailer is the vehicle body.

Volkswagen 2018: Uhhh, we just... we just don’t feel like the sales numbers warrant continuing this package.

That’s not angry. That’s just a Willem Dafoe smile.

How about this Beauty Leopard?

Sekai no owari? Nice. Well, nice if you don’t mind having that blasted Dragon Night song stuck in your head.

I don’t know, man. I guess I see the sentiment, considering a lot of urban areas are car-optional. At the same time, fuck Japanese rush hour traffic. Nothing like being stuck on a two-lane road for 20km of creeping along.

Welp

As a System Administrator, I’d love to let everyone know that we don’t hate them. I promise there’s a good reason we don’t allow you to run a newer IE than IE9. By good, I mean bad, but it is beyond our control.

I miss arcades. I ended up going through the entire Wangan Midnight story while I was on vacation.