Especially if they’re filled with Agent Yellow (a new agent, made just for the Macey’s Day Gas Attack). 

The reverb off the buildings might make that the best spot to own one.

Bikini Bottom = Bikini Atoll, no?

Imagine a thousand of these raining down on your city. Honestly, pretty terrifying. I’d take the nuke. 

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

I’m really reconsidering the unpleasant thoughts I sent the Judge yesterday when she included in the jury instructions basically the Stand Your Ground Law.

There are always people who can’t afford the cars they buy...

The badge.

I podcast for the right reasons: To be creative, hang out with people I like, and to fill a crippling void in my soul that requires constant attention. That’s all it takes, folks!

Oh, JFC. In almost EVERY single one of these scenarios, it would be perfectly socially and professionally acceptable to say “Like I haven’t heard that 15 times today!” and flip the banter.

That was really weird thing to say for a guy who thinks a supercharger is a big gas pump looking charge station.

Um @Porsche, this word Turbo does not mean what you think it does

That awkward moment when you realize Rick Ross is NOT the biggest boss that we’ve seen thus far. 

I uploaded my own picture and the results were “skin-diver, aquanaut” which, ok. 

I just tried it on a friends picture (I know, I know) and all it came up for him was “flutist, flautist, flute player.”

Honestly a little uncomfortable drinking out of a water bottle with a first and last name. 

Honestly a little uncomfortable drinking out of a water bottle with a first and last name. 

I’m 8 years and 150,000 miles on our used Volt so far. For how complicated they are its amazing how reliable its been so far.

Hi David, my name is Leon Tusk and I’d like to know why the Taycan doesn’t have 7 seats like the record-setting Tesla Model S. Thanks in advance. 

Definitely wanna know if there’s any turbo lag.

“Danny Brown, post-rap provocateur”

I assume he sits in the pantheon next to “Drake, battle-rap throat-slitter”?

I think it’s good to have someone who likes this stuff reporting on it, but Clayton’s white-boy rap-fan hyperbole is pretty grating.